control box

n., cun•troll_baucks An excuse for contractors to get inside an unsuspecting customers home to smell their belongings.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I smell- Er, I mean take a look at your control box?"

by Contractor_007 August 24, 2017

Control the Beast

As your hitting it from the back, go up to the beasts ear and Whisper another girls name and hold on to the beast for 10 seconds minimum

Guy 1: Dude what happened with your girlfriend?

Guy 2: I played Control the beast with here

by crackhead.exe September 10, 2018

contillation

the strongest bond between friends and soulmates. the person you love more than anything.

my mind thoughts are stars that I cannot fathom into contillations

by Gothballs September 29, 2018

Control P

Nigerian English-Used informally to report someone who takes an issue personal. Usually used in both English and Pidgin expressions.

Why are you pressing control p on a small issue like that?
Pidgin English: Why you dey press control p on small mata like that?

by Tpatrick March 25, 2019

control-itis

When someone can't let anyone have control over anything this is known as control-itis.

Girl 1: That Molly girl never lets anyone help her. Everything always has to be her way.

Girl 2: Sounds like she has control-itis.

by FerninLove April 2, 2019

Control-hole

A controlling asshole who acts like a brat

Person 1: *keeps nagging about getting in a massive line for coffee*
Rest of group: Sharon, we are not waiting 2hrs for you to get watered down coffee when you don't even like coffee.
Person 1: we are getting in this line whether you like it or not!

Group: Damn, what a Control-hole!

by Papiernesto January 2, 2020

Controlcvirus

The controlavirus inserted itself into reality. The controlavirus made copies of itself. The controlavirus mutated. The controlcvirus copied fiction into the new normal.

1. Nineteen Eighty-Four. 2. Brave New World. 3. Mad Max. 4. Soylent Green. 5. The Hunger Games. 6. A Clockwork Orange. 7. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? 8. Infinite Jest. 9. V for Vendetta. 10. The Stand. 11. Animal Farm. 12 Monkeys. 13. Fahrenheit 451. 14. The Twilight Zone. 15. Black Mirror. 16. They Live. 17. The Handmaid’s Tale. 18. The Giver. 19. The Road. 20. Divergent. 21. Harrison Bergeron. 22. Station Eleven. 23. The Ministry of Truth. 24. The Trial. 25. The Time Machine. 26. The End We Start From. 27. The Power. 28. The Departure. 29. Logan’s Run. 30. The Matrix. 31. Gattaca. 32. The Running Man. 33. Metropolis. 34. Brazil. 35. Robocop. 36. Minority Report. 37. Total Recall. 38. Escape from New York. 39. Death Race 2020. 40. The Omega Man. 41. I, Robot. 42. Village of the Damned Borises. 43. Code. 46. 44. Strange Days. 45. Battle Royale. 46. We. 47. Uglies. 48. Parable of the Sower. 49. The City of Ember. 50. Anthem.

51. Never Let Me Go. 52. Lord of the Flies. 53. Delirium. 54. Neuromancer. 55. Donnie Darko. 56. The Machine Stops. 57. Atlas Shrugged. 58. The Children of Men. 59. The Lobster. 60. The Wall. 61. The Last Man. 62. Erewhon. 63. It Can’t Happen Here. 64. Tales of the Dying Earth. 65. Limbo. 66. A Canticle for Leibowitz. 67. I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. 68. Stand on Zanzibar. 69. The Lorax. 70. The Infernal Desire Machines of Doctor Hoffman. 71. Motorman. 72. Roadside Picnic. 73. The Girl Who Was Plugged In. 74. Dhalgren. 75. Where Late the Sweet Birds Sang. 76. Riddley Walker. 77. The Postman. 78. Contagious. 79. Journals of the Plague Years. 80. Skreemer. 81. The Child Garden. 82. Snow Crash. 83. The Yellow Arrow. 84. Slow River. 85. The Unit. 86. Rina. 87. California. 88. Find Me. 89. Everything Belongs to the Future. 90. Idiocracy. 91. The Zero Theorem. 92. The Truman Show. 93. Safe. 94. Southland Tales. 95. Feed. 96. Watchmen. 97. The Terminator. 98. Controlcvirus. 99. The New Normal.

Reading, it’s not illegal yet.

by Option 22 May 13, 2020