Christophe

The best person on the planet, tall with even higher IQ and massive dick. Flippin sexy, great kisser and better fucker

Girl 1: Last night I had absolute shit sex

Girl 2: Mine was amazing, I had a Christophe.

by Be friends with Christophe December 9, 2021

Christophe

A really blunt guy who is oblivious to the fact that someone likes them. Typically goes after someone who doesn't want them when there's someone out there who would love them the way he deserves to be loved. Often tends to be rude due to the fact he's a blunt smart ass. He's also typically a French guy, or has a French parent.

Oh look there's Christophe, to bad he's completely oblivious and a smart ass

by Opral December 17, 2021

CHRISTLER MOTORS OF CATEXAS

A democratic orchestrated bailout of CHRYSLER MOTORS that led to a pathetic GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENT to find a new CORPORATE GURU in the TRANSPORTATION industry for the troubled US GOVERNMENT and peeling support for pure PARSIMONIUS CAPITALISM.

Hey ELON REEVE MUSK wants to stop GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES and many agree with him but the problem is TESLA MOTORS AND SPACE X are the CHRISTLER MOTORS OF CATEXAS that it's very existence of " as CHARLIE SAYS" , "massive excesses" depended on per item manufactured " government subsidy handouts and MOUNTED SCREWS from NASA (TAGALOG) formerly was called " corporate welfare " BUTT TODAY , you might call it " CORPORATE CANCER FAVORTISM".

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 18, 2021

Christophe

A big testicled male with a seven inch cock who is six feet tall. Also, he enjoys bullying short Mexican women.

Christophe is a hot ass, six foot tall, seven inch dicked, large testicled motherfucker.

by yurvy scurvy February 9, 2022

Christoffer

A handsome ass guy who is sitting i the front of the class because the teacher want to see the whole face of christoffer pham.

Christoffer Pham can also be that gay asian friend who watch anime all the time and has the biggest dick in town

Random: Hello there what is your name

Christoffer: My name is Christoffer

Random: OMG can i see your dick

Christoffer: Of course just get down on your knees

by ILIKETOWATCHMIDGETPORN April 4, 2022

chrisper

-The goat of wii sports that could beat Matt (the one person in wii sport nobody could beat)
-Sexiest man in the world and the one with the biggest dick to suck on and shove in your pussy

Girl: harder chrisper harder
Chrisper: I’m about to cum
Girl: fill me up hard

by Mother_sucker42069 July 15, 2022

Chrisper

The one guy that could beat Matt in wii sports
The guy with the biggest dock to suck on and shove into your pussy plus he’s a hell of a pussy licker

Girl: harder chrisper harder
Chrisper: I’m cumming hard
Girl: fill my pussy up

by Mother_sucker42069 July 15, 2022