chinese nose blow

Chinese nose blow is holding your thumb on one nostril and blowing hard so the snot comes flying out of your other nostril

Sallyboy was hard at his Chinese nose blow all day

by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019

Ancient Chinese Secret

Lo Wang from the game Shadow Warrior (the classic one) says that when he finds a secret.

*finds an secret door and finds a fortune cookie that gives 50+ hp and a funny fortune quote*
Lo Wang: Ancient Chinese Secret!

by Yo Guck Fourself February 11, 2019

chinese dwarf hamster

a Chinese dwarf hamster is a fast energetic small hamster, with silver skin a white stomach and a black stripe, looks like a great white shark from underneath it , and is the easiest creature to take care of for the laziest people.

this hamster rarely bites so your ready to go!

a Chinese dwarf hamster is a fast energetic small hamster, with silver skin a white stomach and a black stripe, looks like a great white shark from underneath it , and is the easiest creature to take care of for the laziest people.

by NoodleLady January 26, 2018

authentic Chinese man

A guy who’s good at maths and is purely Chinese.

Furthermore, this person should be at least decent at online competitive games.

Only an authentic Chinese man can judge if a Chinese man is authentic or not.

Wow that guy got super high in the maths challenge, I bet he’s an authentic Chinese man

by Jewish_Nibba January 10, 2020

Chinese Beat down

Originating in China but now a popular method of dishing out justice across the globe. A Chinese beat down is when ten or more people wielding small and thin bamboo sticks (or similar implements) viciously beat one person. The aim of a Chinese beat down is not to cause serious longterm injury but to cause severe short term pain to quickly achieve justice and teach a lifelong lesson.

One more word out of you and I'll give you a Chinese beat down.

Jack ran over Mr Lee at a traffic crossing we demand him be sentenced to a Chinese beat down!

by Mr Johnny Mac November 14, 2020

Chinese Covid Test

Sticking someone or something in a butt.

“Phil took this girl home from the bar and while they were hooking up she gave him a Chinese Covid Test”

by Tronicon January 27, 2021

chinese fire extinguisher

The act of taking a shit in a women's face, setting it on fire, then ejaculating on it to extinguish the flame.

Nick would have died if he didn't give himself a Chinese fire extinguisher.

by Rustypecker7 June 9, 2014