Ancient Chinese Secret

Lo Wang from the game Shadow Warrior (the classic one) says that when he finds a secret.

*finds an secret door and finds a fortune cookie that gives 50+ hp and a funny fortune quote*
Lo Wang: Ancient Chinese Secret!

by Yo Guck Fourself February 11, 2019

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Chinese Beat down

Originating in China but now a popular method of dishing out justice across the globe. A Chinese beat down is when ten or more people wielding small and thin bamboo sticks (or similar implements) viciously beat one person. The aim of a Chinese beat down is not to cause serious longterm injury but to cause severe short term pain to quickly achieve justice and teach a lifelong lesson.

One more word out of you and I'll give you a Chinese beat down.

Jack ran over Mr Lee at a traffic crossing we demand him be sentenced to a Chinese beat down!

by Mr Johnny Mac November 14, 2020

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Chinese Industrial Revolution

Similar to the Industrial Revolution except only two 16 oz. Steel Reserve malt liquors are consumed by an individual in one night instead of the normal six pack.

Mike attempted an Industrial Revolution last night but was only able to complete a Chinese Industrial Revolution before passing out.

by CMA234567 December 18, 2009

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CHINESE TEA CUPPING

ANAL SPRAY ON THE UPPER REGIONS OF THE TOILET BOWL.

FRIG DUDE IF CHINESE TEA CUPPING WERE AN OLYMPIC SPORT YOU WOULD BE A GOLD MEDALIST. WHO FLUNG THAT DUNG.

by buckshag October 10, 2018

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authentic Chinese man

A guy who’s good at maths and is purely Chinese.

Furthermore, this person should be at least decent at online competitive games.

Only an authentic Chinese man can judge if a Chinese man is authentic or not.

Wow that guy got super high in the maths challenge, I bet he’s an authentic Chinese man

by Jewish_Nibba January 10, 2020

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