chavs

Lowest form of life on planet, with maybe the exception of their parents. Bred in caravans, the elite pikeys may have council houses. EVERYONE hates chavs, EVERYONE.

Bex (is that how to really spell your name you illiterate fuck) and Gem each have two children and they are both still below the age of consent. They are fucking chavs. You cunting chavs need to stop being poncing little fucks and die. Pricks. Bex and Gem - Give me a call, I have a bag of grapes and reckon I could fuck your pikey asses in exchange. Then you can jump through your fucking earings to celebrate - you dogs.

by Steve March 8, 2004

chavsicle

A chav on a stick above a fire. This fantastic invention should mainly take place on November 5th, that way you can spend more time collecting chavs. Almost like a guy but chav style.

"Quick chuck that chavsicle on the fire"

"no mate I gt £200 of bling on me (obviously not, more like £20 from the 70% of all gold at argos) wot ya fink ur doin ya geek? It burns almost as much as me bitch puttin er fag out on me wen I told er I'd slept wid er mum "

by posilou September 12, 2005

chavette

Massive crappy gold hoop earrings
Genereally all wear the same thing just in varying colours.
Some even have kids by the age of 14
Have no concept of any kind of decent music or TV
The most important things in their trivial world are usually hair straighteners, make-up and clothes
They're only comeback in any situation is to say "I'm guna set insert name here on you, she'll beat you up mate!"
They speak like retards
They also type like retards e.g. "Wut Arr Yuuh Doiin TuMoro? Lets Go Tuu McDonalds!"
They think they're all crazy individuals when they're just a bunch of sheep.
They're so fucking stupid it's unbelieveable

Many adults have the misconception that all teenage girls are chavettes. We're not.

by Shamrawk January 12, 2008

Chavs

Twats,
They enjoy partaking in antisocial behavior,
They enjoy white lightening
They tuck their tracksuits into their socks to save money if they become ankle swingers,
They are more hated than any other social group in the UK

Lets stand on a street corner and drink white lightening while shouting abuse at some old lady through a stolen traffic cone

by Snitchio June 26, 2005

chavs

a person that wears clothes that look like pajamas every day of the week until the dirt intergrates its self in to the material(im mean gross). they normaly live in council estates. chavs will never pick a fight unless they outnumber that person 5 to 1. most chavs wear burberry (a realy shit checked pattern) which looks crap. the only thing worse than burberry is fake burberry which is for those chavs to cheap to buy the real thing!chavs are totally unreasonable. avoid chavs at all cost if you do encounter a chav on his own u will fine as at the sight of you he will have craped him self but be warned if you meet a group of chavs you will be challenge the best thing to do in this situation is to punch the one that challenges you his "mates" shall then shit them selves and run away.

chavs will shorten words like "isnt it" to "n it" and "brother" to "bruv"

by Dave February 17, 2004

chavs

Ahh chavs...
Well, i believe that chavs are a bit like toilet paper...full of shit! So most people hate townies, chavs, kevs (numerous names for them) and so do i. They have no respect for any human being, property or laws at all. Basically they suck. They suck heaving great ballS! They uses phrases such as "u got 'ne fags bruv?" and "you beefin me boys??" etc. Basically they're complete toss pots...my the lord rid the world of these vile beings once and for all!

"Innit bruv innit, look at dose grungies ova der innint. les go beef um up!"

by Nicky Hatten January 14, 2004

chavistan

A place with a rather lage chav contingent.

The local retail park is turning into Chavistan

by Jigs got a passport November 8, 2004