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Camel ass bitch

A female who has an exceptional thirst or desire for the male genitalia.
Jeremy: "Alana was all up on every guy at that party last night like a cat in heat"
Me: "Yeah, she's a camel ass bitch"
by jesustakethewheel March 14, 2013
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Camelteasing

To tease with one's own cameltoe.
Shayna had a cameltoe the whole night last night and she knew it. She was totally camelteasing me.
by Chwis77 May 14, 2015
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Chameleon

Someone that has a lazy eye or some kind of stigmatism that makes one eye go off in another direction than the other eye. Hence, a chameleon.
Jeff was hit in the eye with a baseball early on in his life, turning him into a chameleon. At least he can look at porn and watch if his parents are coming in the driveway at the same time.
by MikeydaV May 26, 2006
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Ten Pounds of Camel Shit in a Nine Pound Bag

Osama bin Laden; taken from a comedy song that parodies "Oh Susannah" and makes fun of Osama bin Laden.
"Oh bin Laden,
You fucking make me gag;
You're like ten pounds of camel shit
In a nine pound bag."
by JustAnotherGuy February 2, 2005
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camel penises

a word used to express frustration or anger. can be used in place of "fuck", "damn it", "aw shit", and other words that the higher powers may not approve of. It may get you some funny looks, but better than than being grounded.
by magicallisa March 8, 2009
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chameleon fart

a chameleon fart is a fart which you reproduce that smells like a fart someone else has just done
"dude my fart is a chameleon fart"
by aterlypnorth November 4, 2009
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sucks camel dick

Mom: Okay sweetie you have a dentist appointment at 8:40 saturday morning.
Kid: Mommy, your scheduling sucks camel dick!
by laurenbee123 December 21, 2010
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