Boned a turkey

I recently heard this in one of my lessons and "boned a turkey" is basically a code name for having banged a girl/boy.

It is most commonly heard around Christmas time or in biology lessons.

"Will, I bet you've boned a few turkeys"

"Yes Sir I have"

"Hey mate I boned a turkey last night"
"How was it?"
"Awesome"

by Cbae17 March 27, 2016

Bobed Up

Fellatio performed at an extremely high skill level; consisting of the operator utilizing the deep throat technique followed by the twisty in a repeated fashion. These combined actions at various speeds result in the bobbing of the head in an upward and downward motion.

I tried to customize a license plate cover that said "I'd rather be getting a blowjob" but was denied so I settled with, "I'd rather be getting bobed up".

by Creeping Doom May 31, 2017

Boned

"Bone-d" Verb. The epitome of getting screwed.

Example:

Boss: "Why are you late for work?"
You: "I got boned"
Boss: "What do you mean?"
You: "Well. For starters I poured my cereal for breakfast then found out there was no milk in the fridge then I left for work an hour early and got stuck in 2 hours of traffic"
Boss: "Ah. Yes indeed. Sounds like you've been getting boned the whole morning"

by thekingofbones June 16, 2017

Boredemessem

When your so bored and and you have nothing to do because your friends are busy and u didn't want to hang with them anyways but ur so bored out of ur mind you decide to make this a word

I'm so {boredemessem}

by Tsss111 July 17, 2017

bored

The reason I made this post.

I am so bored.

by Elemone August 22, 2017

boredish

being half bored but not fully committed to the boredom, a state of mind

im this movie is making me boredish.
im boredish, any suggestions on what to do?

by edgy chav December 10, 2017

blowed shit

(1) An unusual act or series of abnormal actions that a person under the influence of marijuana would perform.
(2) Doing or saying something stupid and/or completely out of the norm, whether it be at the wrong time, wrong place: acting out; inappropriate

Me: Yo, I gotta walk my cat cause he was barking at the broom, but that's only when the squirrels walk to school. So I told the man holding milky notebooks that if my bathroom rejuvenates then I'll have a good amount of super glue in my wallet; all from my giraffe eating the neighbor's lawn chair
Friend: Bro, you on blowed shit, cause none of that made sense

by DrummaKing December 10, 2017