Pen Boots

something that when you walk your boot prints make an ink mark.

Man your Pen Boots sure do look like a bad ass chameleon

Fuck me so hard in the ear! Those Pen Boots look sweegy

by The ass crack bandit September 20, 2014

w00t in a boot

Something so awesome, the original expression w00t is not enough.

Me: I just caught me an Oompa Loompa!
Satan: w00t in a boot!

by gammiper March 17, 2010

Boot Knocka

Something of the highest possible quality. However, it is often used by insane people in Washington D.C trying to sell warm water for $5 a bottle.

Yo man,fuck Evian; this shit be the boot knocka.

by Crazy Dick January 31, 2003

fruity boots

Well it's those girly boys with wheels stuck on there shoes now isn't it? It's kinda like they're trying to immitate the wheelie board kids but just don't have the heart.

Those0 damn girls and their fruity boots! They have nothin' on them wheelie boardin' kids carvin' up those there foot paths!

by angry old man February 21, 2009

boot daddy

A flesh light inside a cowboy boot.

I struck out at the country bar, so I guess I’ll go home and use my boot daddy.

by Big dubya March 2, 2019

brown boot

To brown boot somebody is to mark a person to be culled or to be singeled-out for dismissal. A pink slip.

"This morning they gave half the cubical rats the brown boot. I hope we're not next!"

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Hoe Boots

a slutty term/shitty fuckme boots

fuck up hoe boots.

by brent gray October 26, 2003