May 12th

Only people born on this day have the cocks and or tits

Damn this guy was born on May 12th so it must be true that his cock is 12 inches
I mean she was born May 12th so that explains why her tits are so big

by 1M W13RD September 04, 2020

May 7th

kiss and cuddle with ur gf

hey it’s may 7th *kisses gf*

by siddons.allie May 06, 2021

May 17

National show your ass day

Hey it’s may 17

by Nana Jan May 16, 2022

May 17

The day u need to eat out ur gf but ask permission first

Bf: hey bae can I eat u out
Gf:why
Bf:cuz it’s may 17
Gf:oh ok sure I’m down

by Jaysucksaniggasdick May 16, 2022

Lily-mai

Lily-Mai is a very smart girl, if you don't have a lily-Mai in your life you would've wished you did. She cares for people around her and puts people before herself.

'Wow I wish I had a friend named Lily-Mai, shes seems nice"

by Lilyeeoo September 05, 2021

May 10

slap as day

on May 10 slap someone’s ass. Super simple.

by CrackheadBitch May 10, 2019

May 9

If you are born on may 9. You are a total baddie! Make a wish and it will come true. These people are the prettiest and funniest. You are friendly and kind, but sometimes stubborn. You are blessed!

Me:hey, happy birthday!
People born on may 9: thank you!

by Hegfkdifh January 31, 2021