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Inclusive Alpha

A nonsensical term trademarked by a UK VC firm called Ada Ventures in late 2023, that claims to care about diversity, yet was directly responsible for the biggest decline in funding for minority and womens groups in the UK over the last 5 years. This was despite being backed by the UK government's bank, The British Business Bank to the tune of £30m.

After failing to meet their claimed objectives and directly harming the prospects of UK minorities raising capital, they spent public money on registering the term "Inclusive Alpha" for a new marketing campaign designed to trick yet more minorities and women into believing that they will be invested in by Ada Ventures in the future. Ada Ventures doesn't like the truth and so flagged this definition when it was up in October 2023 and had it removed, so it's back again and we won't forget.
Well I'm afraid you just can't raise until you are Inclusive Alpha (TM). Here are the times for our next office hours. Let me know how I can be helpful (prayer hands emoji)
by alleyes November 15, 2023
mugGet the Inclusive Alphamug.

Alpha

sually used as a term for a badass male who attracts women without trying. His superiority and pure confidence allows him to achieve success. He does not WANT, because he is the WANTED. May also be used to describe a "manly" achievement or situation.
Girl: "Did you see Kyle, Logan, and Zach throwing weights around in the gym today?"
Girl2: "Yeah so what? They're alphas."
by Kdiggs100 March 24, 2017
mugGet the Alphamug.

Alpha

Stopping during intercourse to stand above her and whirl your dick to reassert your dominance.
"How was it in there?"
"I had to Alpha"
by Ch33kyCh33ks May 19, 2019
mugGet the Alphamug.

alpha

mean ass nibba who dosent wanna be kind to nibbas
alpha i gave u percent down

alpha: no
by anonymous July 22, 2021
mugGet the alphamug.

Gen Alpha

Kids born in 2010-2024 who are definitely born in the wrong generation 100% and should stop being born in those years! The Gen Z people who where born in the 2000s (2000-2009) often complain about being born in the wrong generation and want to be born in the 1990s but in reality they where born in the last decent generation.
Lakeesha: Phew! I was born in 2009! I was so close but I dodged Gen Alpha successfully!

Samaria: I was born in 2011! Damn it! I was born in the wrong generation! Why can’t god send me here at least 2 years earlier!
by timebombing January 11, 2024
mugGet the Gen Alphamug.

Alpha Squad

A collective group of 4 young girls that are delusional and made up that they're famous in their own little heads. They are so squirt.
OMG IS THAT THE ALPHA SQUAD?!?!?!? omg they are sooooo squirt.
by wtfbrugeezlouise September 18, 2022
mugGet the Alpha Squadmug.

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