degrading bastard

Someone who thinks girls should have penis's shoved down their throats and cause them to gag, choke, or throw up.

Someone who defined blowjob said that girls should learn to deal with having a penis gagging them.

by Anonymous February 25, 2004

frying pan bastard

when someone is said to be fat who is a bastard

rich is a frying pan bastard

by APR May 8, 2003

camping bastard

one involved in camping, particularly one who believs it to be a "legitimate battlefeild tactic."

"Oh you camping bastard!"
"Its totally legit! Fuck you cockbite!"

by ripper44872 June 3, 2006

bitch bastard

A female dog that does not have a father.

Poor bitch bastard - Muffy never knew her father he was too busy breeding.

by jksurfer February 5, 2009

Cock Monkey Bastard

1. term used to express to someone you think they play with themselves more than a cock monkey. (phallocentric)
2.n.person who constantly pisses you off and spends all their spare time wacking it like its going out of style.
You can also use CMB for short.

1. You're a cock monkey bastard!
2. That guy's such a fucken cock monkey bastard. I should beat his ass.

by ClaytonMoore March 12, 2003

bastarda

A female chap that talks a lot of shit.

Hey homie, did that bastarda hit you up or what?

by ese malo trip September 24, 2008

The Baskerville Short-House

The Baskerville Short-House is the act of a man thrusting his leg up a woman's vagina.

The woman must stand in a power stance fashion, with her legs separated at an obtuse angle.

Then, the male bring his leg into rapid contact with the woman's vagina, via a punting motion, similar to the punting of a football. Giving maximum velocity to the woman's vagina.

My leg missed last night while trying The Baskerville Short-House, dislocating my girlfriends pelvis.

by Franky 4 Fingers March 17, 2011