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Shake n Bake

Shake n Bake is a H.E (High Explosive) W.P (White Phosphorous) combination of mortar ammunition fired one after the other. Usually at people in black turbans in Southern Afghanistan by British Soldiers.
Russ: "Baz, 500mtrs Target in open 6 armed Taliban...."

Baz: "6 Taliban...Seen"

Russ: "You know what time it is...?"

Baz: "Shake n Bake time Baby!"

Russ: "Shake n Bake YeeeHaaa"

500mtrs away....

Terry Taliban: "Ohh Fuck.....Shake n Bake...............................BOOM"

pisses underwear and turns into pink burning mist.....
by AllScarsEarned July 3, 2008
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baking cupcakes

"Livvie and Trixie are going out to bake some fine cupcakes, wanna join them with me?"
"YEAH those chicks are sooo cool"
by anonyMUSSSSS August 31, 2005
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nake n' bake

smoking weed naked. usually done alone, or with other naked inviduals.
"yeah man, my mom walked in on me doing nake n' bake in my room. i was fucking ass naked"
by vahinaaa May 3, 2007
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baking butt biscuits

the aroma of hot turds ready to come out of the butt oven
Upon smelling my recent fecal effusion my wife exclaimed, "mmm...someone's baking butt biscuits"
by megryan July 4, 2008
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Easy Bake Oven

When a couple is having sex outside, in generally hot weather (90 and 100 degrees), the man will ejaculate on the woman's face, and the heat will 'cause the cum to "bake" on her face.
Antonio: Ayo, I just gave that hoe an easy bake oven, shawty. She still tryna get the nut of her face.

Justin: Word? Damn...tell her what's good!
by Lenell Elliott February 1, 2008
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half-baked wookie

Someone that talks gibberish and mixes grunts and groans into their speech, just like Chewbacca.
Dan, ‘It’s got me fucked what Dad is trying to say.’

Josh, ‘Yeah, he’s speaking half-baked wookie again.’
by Josho July 9, 2023
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half baked marriage

When the husband or wifes leaves mid-1st pregnancy.
My ex-wife susy's such a half baked looser. I didnt even get to see my daughter's first steps in that half baked marriage.
by Dented cat January 12, 2023
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