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Army Boomer

A serving member who thinks that those who didn't enlist in their generation earlier are soft, entitled or woke. Army Boomers are the type to obsess over old school figures real/fictional like R Lee Ermey or John Rambo.

They are:
- Hypocritical in demanding respect when they have disrespected people who served for their race, gender or even sexual orientation and other characteristics.
- Willfully ignorant in realizing that times are changing and that it is a soldier's duty to adapt to changing conditions but rather than adapt or quit they choose to complain without taking action.
- Arrogant in thinking that being in the military makes you better than a civilian which defeats the narrative that the military is a selfless service. Often they carry an insecurity towards their own masculinity which manifests in being really defensive over criticism of the organization they serve or the need to say they served.
- In denial of recognizing that the past generations that served were not perfect and often romanticized those days despite not necessarily living in those days.
- always bragging about past accomplishments and yet can't conveniently name any accomplishments now. Always obsessing with the past which is a red flag that they think abuse is discipline or an old school way which is an admission that they approved or practiced the methods in the past.
Sgt: fucking snowflakes, back in my day we didn't have to talk about feelings and we had to take it like real soldiers! The last good soldier was in the 1980s.
Pvt: What's wrong with the Sergeant?
Cpl: Ahh don't worry, he's just being an army Boomer.
by joelstius March 10, 2023
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Dogtail army

A loosely organized group of individuals, predominantly from alt-right and anti-woke circles, who vocally oppose inclusive and diverse casting in media and criticize the influence of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) initiatives on modern entertainment. The Dogtail Army is particularly antagonistic towards companies like Disney, which they accuse of promoting "woke" agendas. While they claim to advocate for traditional values and merit-based opportunities, their stance is often viewed as regressive and intolerant, focusing on preserving the status quo rather than embracing evolving societal norms.
The dogtail army was up in arms when the new little mermaid live action film was released
by Matty Hammond June 28, 2024
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ducky._..army

A tiktoker with around 5000 follows at the current moment who does giveaways and acnh lives and has not shown face
“Hey are you following ducky._..army”
Yeah why
“Same bro”
“Lets goo”
by A guy with a hat August 1, 2021
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a sentence that is used to describe something that's irrelevant to the topic
Everything you say is not the pussy not in the red army, mate!
by Ivan_Ivanovich_Ivanov March 2, 2024
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What is the fastest growing army on YouTube?

Greg! Greg us the fastest growing army on YouTube, lead by Danny Gonzalez.
P1: What is the fastest growing army on YouTube?

P2: It’s Greg! Don’t search it up.
by LunarIsRightAllTheTime:3 June 16, 2024
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Fart Army

The name of Ian's "Fanbase" in an old Smosh skit about comedy videos
Ian: SUP FART ARMY!

Nobody: ...
by The.Procrastinator55555 March 18, 2021
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