anal with a twist

While performing deep downwards thrusts into a females ass, usually while she is laying down on her stomach, reach under her hips from the outside and massage her vagina, while she is experiencing intense feelings, shove a pre-cut lemon into her vagina.

Guidelines: Make sure you are about to cum, or do it while you are cumming, as she will probably resist this action and become very pissed and you'll want to get your nut off in time.

Also, remember to sit your lemon in a handy place.

This can also be done with a lime.

Guy 1, "Remember that girl Hannah that works at Amber's daycare?"
Guy 2, "Hahaha I heard she was a slut"
Guy 1, "I totally gave that bitch anal with a twist last night."
Guy 2, "Is that why your car has a busted window??"
Guy 1, "Totally worth it."

by Rob smokes blunts December 29, 2010

anal obsessive

The next level up for someone who is anal retentive and obsessive compulsive.

Don't touch that! Jill is anal obsessive about her desk. If you move something, she will know.

by OliviaMcK December 30, 2008

Anal Licking

Anal Licking is the act of a person using their tongue to dance around in another person's booty-hole, usually giving pleasure to the other person. (or maybe not)

Random Person: Hey! Dude I had the best anal licking given to me yesterday by some random lady on the streets!
Me: Damn dude it was probably a whore
Random Person: Whatever, I enjoyed the anal licking I got
Me: *shakes head*

by Mr.Bro October 22, 2013

anal pee

When you are you are taking a shit and then its coming down like pee. All you her is drip drip (fart) drip drip drip.

Nico- ANAL PEE! (runs to the bathroom) drip drip (plop) drip drip

by capt.huggyface December 20, 2008

anal cheese

unidentifiable substance in your anus

you have some nasty anal cheese

by paddleball29 July 29, 2008

anal orifice

Another term for "asshole" used by intellectuals such as myself.

I don't know why, but I always pick the anal orifices for love interests.

by Toy December 22, 2005

Anal Dilator

A hollow cylindrical tool that is used to dilate one's anus for various sexual purposes. Commonly used for smoothly inserting objects into the rectum cavity. The use of lubrication is recommended.

Most commonly a generic PVC pipe of numerous diameters, depending on one's tolerance for the dilation of the anus.

Can also be used in combination with a funnel at one end; allowing for a second person to shit inside of the anal dilator, then quickly remove the tube. This allows for the person with the dilated anus to actually shit another person's shit.

by kingKracka February 5, 2010