absofanfuckingtasolutestic

A chopped-up rearrangement of "absolutely fucking fantastic"

That piece of pie was absofanfuckingtasolutestic! It's the best I've ever had!

by simplebeep December 22, 2009

under your absence

THE BEST band ever! and they're hot too!

"wow ... have you heard Under Your Absence's latest song?"
"Yeah ... they fricken rock!"

by prettypunkfan12 January 28, 2004

abstract

1. When someone thinks out of the box.

1. We let Willie outside of his box today, he felt so abstract.

by Pedus May 1, 2005

Sexual Abstinence

Choosing to save sexual activity (oral, anal, vaginal sex and mutual masturbation) for a faithful, committed marriage.

See also: Abstinence

Jane: "What do you think about sexual abstinence?"

Lafonda: "Well, I've had sex, but don't do any of that now. My ex broke my heart."

Kip: "I'm not read for a kid, and I definitely don't want painful sores on my junk."

by Audra WYW January 29, 2009

Absynth

The sort of music one creates while under the influence/impairment of hallucinogenic and/or psychotropic drugs.

"After dosing on four hits of acid and railing a quarter of k, Joey could produce nothing but absynth."

by Avalock October 6, 2004

absofuckinglutely

1) hellz yeah!

2) so absolute, it's fucking crazy.

1) You wanna go hit downtown?
Absofuckinglutely!

2) Einstein was a genius.
Absofuckinglutely!

by reesesx3ramen November 29, 2009

AbsoluteChad

Basically someone who is cool or is a awesome fellow

Person:You’re dunced for a day :feelbadman:
Person: it’s okay man you are a absoluteChad Anyway

by RolesTakenNoReason June 10, 2019