Shrek

Paintings ones self green then laying there body on top of another

Will you shrek me jimmy just one time before you go.

by Magic tiger May 2, 2020

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Shrek 6

The Shrek sequel no one talks about :(

"Shrek 6 will be an amazing movie guys trust me"

by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024

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Shrek-donkey-head-donkey

monkey have one banana, banana valuable, monkey have 2 banana, banana not valuable

or a dub but

what a Shrek-donkey-head-donkey person

by Shrek-donkey-head-donkey May 5, 2022

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Shrek

America's national bird.

Shrek is bald like an eagle.

by 12345678ikjnbvfdrtyujmnb@ May 18, 2020

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THE most sexy green ogre you will ever see in your entire life. it deserves the top spot in the princess academy awards and is also the current world record holder for best rounded bootie in existence. be careful ladies because they're coming for your top spot ;).

A: i think i'm in love.
B: let me guess, princess shrek?
A: bingo!

by vanexla January 1, 2021

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Shrek

somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was lookin kinda dumb with a finger and a thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead well the years start comin and they dont stop comin fed to the rules and i hit the ground running didnt make sense not to live for fun your brain gets smart but your head gets dumber so much to do so much to see so whats wrong with taking the back streets youll never know if you dont know hey now your an all star get your game on go play hey now your a rock star get your show on get paid and all that glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold

-Shrek

Hi Shrek hows it goi-

WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MY SWAMP!?

by GETOUTOFMYSWAMPXD November 16, 2019

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