muffin sauce

Female ejaculate.

She got muffin sauce all over my new sheets last night.

by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION January 15, 2016

atomic muffin

The Act of taking a weed muffin and shoving it full fisted up a person's Anus, whether it be for sexual reasons or to "get a better high".

Kendall asked her boyfriend to give her an atomic muffin so that she'd get a better high tonight.

by Maximilian_wilhoit November 7, 2022

Muffin head

a word that badboyhalo uses to call his friends idiots or stupid.

Quackity: FUCKING DUMBASS
badboyhalo: LANGUAGE! you muffin head!

by thecraftingtable.. March 19, 2021

muffin flap

the burnt flap hanging off the side of a stale muffin; often used as an insult to people who are hella crusty

guy 1: dude that girl is sooo hot
guy 2: yeah but she's crusty AF
guy 1: dang it
guy 2: I hate it when girls turn out to be muffin flaps

by lizmaster March 12, 2015

Cuddle Muffin

A alien of a cute starfish-like appearance that kills its prey by cuddling it (suffocating it with its tentacles).

Person 1: Did you hear? Cuddle Muffins are invading Earth
Person 2: That doesn't sound bad at all
Person 1: *gets cudlled by a Cuddle Muffin*
Person 2: Oh...

by ASDFinator2000 May 8, 2018

Cutting the muffin

Where a girl wears knickers that are several sizes too small.

She was proper cutting the muffin with that little black string

by Smuttyman August 26, 2016

muffin puncher

Someone who punches someone else's muffin. (Face,pussy,ass,etc.)

Seth punched sal in the muffin, he's quite the muffin puncher.muffin punch

Ian punched Melissa's muffin until she couldn't walk, he's a grade A muffin puncher.muffin punch

by It's Bobcat July 9, 2014