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Friend zone

Something joe drover will always be in
by Paytonmanning November 26, 2016
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Friend Zone

Effectively, when a man has been "fucked" by a woman...metaphorically speaking, of course.
Emotionally the equivalent of being kicked in the testicles...everyday (because you see the person who's the reason why you're in the friend zone everyday, don't you?).
As of now, modern science has been unable to find a cure.
As used in this sentence, "At least I'm not in the Friend
Zone, like that idiot over there."
In this unfortunate situation, the guy is mistaken on both counts: 1) he is in the Friend Zone, BAD, cuz he doesn't even know what the hell's going on, and 2) the other guy he is refering to is a bad example, because he is obviously gay, and therefore has no sexual feelings for the women he is around, and is more acurately placed in the lesser known or traversed, "GirlFriend Zone". Currently, no known straight male has yet been this far gone, so very little is available about this terrifying area.
by Elijah Bowman December 12, 2008
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Friend zone

When a girl won't fuck you after you've been "nice" to her.
"I've been trying to get in her pants for weeks by doing nice things and she turned me down for a guy that actually values her as a person!!!"

"What a bitch, frriiieeenndzzzoonnee"

"Whaaat?? She put you in the friend zone?! Tough break bro"

"Poor guy D:"
by Wouldyoulikesome December 11, 2013
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twilight zone

The only place the following makes sense: nacvep8rgfbd lymuntuyh hbhb hgytnhbgyn hb gn bvg bvbv ghyythgc2b qC@B xmi-40wunb&(&FYIGB(^ OVERLOADED!
by Zach G. October 30, 2003
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maroon zone

The area of the football field where it may be out of a kicker's field goal range, but far too short to punt. (Between opposing 30-45 yard lines)
Punting in the maroon zone will usually set yourself up for failure. Ask the Buffalo Bills, prior to week 11.
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the coom zone

Another word for the cum zone, coom is a sticky substance that ejects from the pp hole.

Being in the coom zone is a good thing its often used in a context while gaming.
Bro I almost escaped the coom zone last night but I got head shotted :(
by OLLY-A July 5, 2020
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Cookie Zone

Similar to the friendship zone, the cookie zone is when a potential future dating partner is hindered not by one party viewing the other as just a friend, but by both parties conversing solely about cookies in a flirtacious manner.
Dude, I was trying to mack on this girl, but we got stuck in the cookie zone.
by CookieMonsterrr69 September 28, 2011
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