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Club Zombie

A person who just stands right next to the dance floor in a club--not socializing, while watching people as they dance.
Look for the creepy groups of guys (club zombies) surrounding the floor. They never get on the dance floor itself; only stand there like a bunch of zombies while silently watching their prey.
by BRUX! May 24, 2009
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Screen Zombie

The act of playing video games for so long so as not to be able to respond to any other stimuli, forget to change your clothes, eat etc.
He's been playing the new Call of Duty so long he turned into a screen zombie
by mmoonstars May 16, 2016
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Zombie Taco

Eating a 3 hour old cream pie out of a girls vag
by Cfftiuffff November 11, 2018
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Zombie Head

Verb: Deadly sloppy blpwjob.
"Akilah gave her boyfriend Zombie Head! Her eyes turned red and dialated while she frothed and gargled on his dick. Now she basically owns him.
by NashFromTT February 11, 2018
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zombie acockalypse

Whenever a hoard of jerking zombies attack a bathroom.
Dude that bathroom looks like it just had a zombie acockalypse
by Hugh Dick April 16, 2015
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Screen Zombie

Idiots who text while walking down the sidewalk unaware of all the people that have to dodge them. Also someone who won't wait to get out of a crosswalk to scroll on their phone.
I was going 45mph through a green light and this f*cking screen zombie drags ass right into the crosswalk in front of oncoming traffic without ever looking up from her phone.
by SoAwake November 23, 2016
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Zombie Carrot

A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.
Mark: hey man how was your night?
Dave: pretty awesome, I turned my penis into a zombie carrot
by McShlammer February 9, 2023
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