lookin for a worm weight

doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing

You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.

by the hornet76 January 4, 2021

coochie worms

The act of sticking gummy worms in your Coochie coating them in Coochie flavors

Johnny do you want some of my sweet delicious Coochie Worms?

by Bussymop January 5, 2021

Wassy Worm

a worm in wassy form

You smell like a Wassy worm

by adonis turner January 29, 2021

Worming

Cock vore involving stuffing your penis hole with worms

Albert Einstein had a secret fetish for worming.

by Donké Lord February 16, 2021

worm

used as an agreement; a synonym to “word”, “same”, “hell yeah”, “groovy”, “yes”, and “me too”

person one: “i really love pizza”
person two: “worm”

by frantic_fangirl February 17, 2021

Worm On A String

A godly being. above everyone on earth, but very considerate. worms are very nice and kind and require headpats every day.

take good care of your worms :)

Person 1: Wow! Is that a Worm On A String?
Person 2: Yes! I love them very much. would you like to give them headpats?

by lavenderberry February 19, 2021

Alaskan Bull Worm

Sexual technique involving the males penis getting tied in a knot, Like the tongue of an Alaskan Bull Worm

“Ayo Kody Put his dick in a Knot and gave me some Alaskan Bull Worm”

by Komiwastaken February 28, 2021