Dark Woke

term for a person—usually on the political left—who is socially progressive but unapologetically ruthless, sarcastic, and sharp-tongued when mocking opponents.

She’s not your typical activist—she’s dark woke. Her tweets make Ben Shapiro cry in the shower

by Krakentorpedo April 16, 2025

Woke Right

The woke right is a contemporary political phenomenon that mirrors the virtue signaling, identity politics, and outrage tactics of the woke left—but in service of conservative, populist, or nationalist goals. It deploys viral content, memes, and boycotts to attack progressive causes like DEI, gender ideology, and mass migration, framing these battles in absolute moral terms—often targeting racial egalitarianism and blank-slate humanism—and casting “patriots,” “Christians,” or “normal gays” as besieged identity groups.

“Boycotting Bud Light over a trans ad? That’s the woke right”
“Hey Fran, what happened to your X account?” “It got nuked by the pearl clutching woke right.”

by Frandalorian May 13, 2025

Woke Right

A term that liberals who became slightly anti-left 5 minutes ago invented so they can criticize conservatives for actually being conservative, instead of adhering to their approved script of blank slate egalitarianism.

"Joe doesn't want America invaded by infinity immigrants who will never assimilate and learn how to speak English. I guess he's part of the Woke Right now!"

by Dr. Phil Mike Hunt May 15, 2025

New Woke

Somebody who swears on their life they are "anti-woke" while embodying the negative aspects of unreasonable identity politics that being "woke" is so often characterized by. Often characterized by strong sensitive reactions while claiming that anyone who disagrees with them is being "overly sensitive".

White Lives Matter is just identity politics--call that the New Woke.

by KJaydeB May 26, 2025

Woke

Gay awakening; to realize one’s gayness

John woke last year, turns out he’s pan.

by anonymous June 8, 2025

club woke cup

an alternate saying for the Club World Cup, a football tournament organised by FIFA.

it’s a woke competition…it’s the club woke cup.

by ForestLion June 14, 2025

Woke

Woke is a badge of self-proclaimed social consciousness worn by those who equate awareness with action. They hold a finely tuned radar for detecting microaggressions and a bullhorn for amplifying them, all while blissfully overlooking any inconsistencies in their own performative activism. Think virtue signaling on steroids, with a side dish of moral superiority.

Where are the black people in Shogun? The show is not woke enough.

by Judgemental Goat April 6, 2024