One of the many euphemisms for smoking marijuana, this one derived from The Lord of the Rings. Wizard time occurs when someone hits that pipeweed like Gandalf in the Shire. Wizard time may happen at 4:20 or any other time of the day or night because wizards are never late, nor are they early. They light up precisely when they mean to.
"Wanna go out for dinner tonight?"
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."
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February 10th. A holistic holiday that celebrates wizards and wizard lovers alike. Common celebrations include brewing potions with the lads, treating familiars to a nice supper, and putting on the finest robes and caps.
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Noun
1. The artificial strengthening of a character, meant to protect them from overpowered characters, usually through nonsensical immunities.
2. The inability to balance or adapt characters to a setting.
3. Giving a character weaknesses to justify their power, then making their power nullify said weaknesses.
4. The belief a character’s quality is determined by power, usually resulting in scaling mundane things such as height or age.
Origin
Users who come from places with poor writing and roleplay etiquette, primarily Wizardposting, the namesake of the syndrome. Said communities cause the users to believe there is a constant threat against them and their characters at all times, resulting in characters who are virtually invincible in order to not be killed through unfair or otherwise overpowered methods.
Noun
1. The artificial strengthening of a character, meant to protect them from overpowered characters, usually through nonsensical immunities.
2. The inability to balance or adapt characters to a setting.
3. Giving a character weaknesses to justify their power, then making their power nullify said weaknesses.
4. The belief a character’s quality is determined by power, usually resulting in scaling mundane things such as height or age.
Origin
Users who come from places with poor writing and roleplay etiquette, primarily Wizardposting, the namesake of the syndrome. Said communities cause the users to believe there is a constant threat against them and their characters at all times, resulting in characters who are virtually invincible in order to not be killed through unfair or otherwise overpowered methods.
Person 1: "My character is weak to physical damage but can run at 21 mph and fly"
Person 2: "Sounds like Wizardposting Syndrome."
Person 1: Leaves
Person 2: "Sounds like Wizardposting Syndrome."
Person 1: Leaves
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hes gone, me nerd with big glasses oingo boingo brothers hur hur
(speech of a disappointment, but not the oingo boingo brothers)
hes gone, me nerd with big glasses oingo boingo brothers hur hur
(speech of a disappointment, but not the oingo boingo brothers)
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MUST have a side part and glasses (bonus points for being chubby)
MUST have a side part and glasses (bonus points for being chubby)
“watch out its wizard!!” jack says, terrified
“IM CLENCHING MY CHEEKS” dylan shudders as the wizard walks past
“IM CLENCHING MY CHEEKS” dylan shudders as the wizard walks past
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Iam "So I would be a Sorcerer. Not a Wizard. Gege got it right. BUUUT! I'm also a Demi-God and/or Djinn and, therefore, anyone who took the essence loan would be one of my Warlocks. Now, Jordan Peterson would be a Wizard."
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The Jews cast Silence
Everyone else casts Dissonant Whispers
Hym Iam 😑🫵----------->🫵
Jordan Peterson casts Vapid Extirpation!
The Jews cast Silence
Everyone else casts Dissonant Whispers
Hym Iam 😑🫵----------->🫵
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