Darien Wind Tunnel

The act of having someone fart into one's mouth. Similar to a Miami Trumpet, except that the recipient not only expects it but desires it.

I need to load up on chili tonight - Burt is coming over later and he said he's up for some hot Darien Wind Tunnel action.

by Dick Flaiz March 13, 2008

tainted wind

When someone farts directly into a fan or gust of wind

Dude, do you smell something?
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole

by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 1, 2013

poonane wind

Where a girl farts on a guys dick while having anal sex.

Hey jim your grandma gave me a dirty poonane wind yesterday.

by bigblackdonkeypenis September 6, 2016

Cold Wind

The act of sneezing into a persons anal cavity.

Friend: Dude, what the fuck? Susan said you sneezed in her ass!

Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.

by ArrowFin April 22, 2018

brown wind

A breaking of wind (farting) by someone of African or Latin descent.

Damn! I went to the Puerto Rican day parade, and there was a haze of brown wind permeating the whole place! It stank!

by trendyboy May 8, 2018

Blue Wind

Blue wind is a spiritual awakening guided by the forces of nature. In Hawaiian it is called Polu Makani.

May a blue wind guide you in this chapter of your life.

by Blue Wind February 3, 2020

James Wilding

Know to be pretty fada!
Will steal your girl or try to even if you’re dating them....
Lanky ass mofo!
Likes to party and is the late mate brother to Pat Peck.

“James Wilding” are you 30?

by Shoot2kill27 May 27, 2020