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Wide Faced Wilson

Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.
My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!
by LonnieListache April 18, 2018
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dirty smith and wesson

The act of shitting in a tub sock and hitting someone with it.
That fucker Fred hit me in the face with a dirty Smith and Wesson
by Bridgeportarico October 22, 2017
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Jack Joseph Wilson

Generally a twat has issues with girls and his excuse is “they’re doggers” chats more shit than Jay Cartwright contributes nothing to this world as he’s a lazy cunt who’s shit at Games
Girl1:Do you know Jack Joseph Wilson?
Girl2: Yeah the one who said he knocked out a cow with one punch?
Girl1: Yeah he chats bare shit
by JoeWilson9 April 22, 2018
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Kayleigh Suzaweena Wilson

She says she doesnt have any money but she is always rich but she is very anti social and doesnt like her friends.
Woah shes a bitch

Ah that must be kayleigh suzaweena wilson
by Tessasbae July 30, 2019
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Hugo Ross Wilson

Someone who isn’t funny. Very, very unfunny

Also a bit of a twat (not my drilla)
Hey look at him, he’s so annoying and irrelevant

Oh yh like a Hugo Ross Wilson
by Alexander pop October 8, 2019
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ben samuel david wilson

Typically a white that belives in ghost and his parents are a ghostbuster
by KoolKidKlubForPenguins December 5, 2019
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Rory Robert Wilson

The sexiest, strongest, most talented and intelligent person who can possibly exist ever.
Everybody wishes they were Rory Robert Wilson as he is so much better than everyone else
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