Turkey

A complete and utter lie. If listened to carefully, a slight gobble can be heard in the liar's voice.

What is this Thanksgiving, with all that turkey you're giving me??!!

by Raetim February 10, 2009

turkish

a girl who is extremely beautiful with an amazing smile. someone who can make you happy even when you sad. someone who can make you smile no matter what. someone who is perfect in everway and it would be impossible to live without. the most beautiful and gorgeus girl in the world. some one you love and always will no matter what no matt who no matter when. the love of your life.

she knows who she is and she is called turkish

by Matt Yeoman December 14, 2008

Turkey Ham Sandwich

A great sandwich for when your on the run.

Includes:
2+ slices of turkey ham
2+slices of cheese
2-3 slices of bread dependent upon double decker

joe: I love my turkey ham sandwich
bob: what type of cheese did you put on it
joe: cheddar
bob: next time try pepperjack

by user_rule March 11, 2009

turkey tossing

Fellating a turkey's asshole, usually right before killing it for Thanksgiving dinner.

Holy crap, who left Billy Ray alone with that bird? He's going to grab the lube and a butcher knife and fire up one hell of a turkey tossing!! God bless Thanksgiving!

by Austin Pealy November 28, 2010

Turkey Snout

A long, wrinkly piece of skin that is connected to a vagina up in the clitoral region and hangs down at least an inch, two or three is better. This "snout" looks identical to the snout (or snood, for those who know a turkey's anatomy) that hangs off a turkey's beak.

If you ever come across a pussy with a turkey snout, make sure you suck it! She'll love it!

by captainjoe88 December 2, 2011

turkey face

The confused, paranoid, and often guilty look found upon the face of a person who has just ingested a significant amount of marijuana.

Upon entering the living room of his fraternity house, the kid's obvious turkey face tipped off the rest of the group that he had been indulging in bong hits while upstairs in his bedroom.

by LakeForestWASP August 14, 2012

Turkish Tripod

When one participant gets in a tripod position (upside down on your hands and head with knees touching your elbows), while the other participant squats directly above the individual in the tripod position and poops directly into the other persons anus.

"Wow, that turkish tripod I received last night was incredible!"

by halo8u December 10, 2014