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Twin Towers II

What SHOULD be built at the World Trade Center site in New York City.

Twin Towers II is a collaboration between architects Ken Gardner and Herbert Belton (deceased November 29, 2005, RIP) that returns the Twin Towers to the New York skyline in a thoughtful manner. Standing at 115 stories each (which is an increase of 5 floors from the original), the towers are designed stronger, and thicker. The proposed monument to accompany Twin Towers II puts the current plan, otherwise known as the "Reflecting Absence" to shame. Instead of being below ground like Reflecting Absence, the memorial of Twin Towers II is above ground, set in the footprints of the original Twin Towers. The footprints of the original towers are flanked by pieces of the skeleton of the originals, leaving no doubt as to what happened on 9/11.

The plan has wide support among New Yorkers and Americans alike, most notably, when Donald Trump announced his support for the plan in May of 2005.The chances of this project coming to fruition, and overriding the TERRIBLE Freedom Tower design are quite good.

See the proposal at http://www.triroc.com/wtc
I'd rather die than see the Freedom Tower get built in Manhattan!

Twin Towers II is a much better solution!
by Cantor Fitzgerald July 16, 2008
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Tilted towers

I dropped Tilted towers got 21 kills and they were all defaults
by Olive Soose November 21, 2018
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Tik Toker

A person that developed a mental disability right after downloading Tik Tok.
They have an IQ anywhere between -8 to 2.
They will remain dumb for the rest of their life.
1:Dude, do you see those tik tokers?
2:yes bro they are so dumb
1:yeah, they should be the only group of people that you should be legally allowed to bully and torture.
by Tapitos March 3, 2020
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warm towel

Similar to a "red herring" a "warm towel" is a ruse to distract someones attention.

Etymology: From an environmental movement called Tidowave's events. It is recommended to members that a warm towel be brought - this implies, without stating, that Direct Action will be in effect at the event.
Margaret: "Did you find Randy or find out what happened to Teddy?"

Jamie: "Nah, it was a warm towel."
by m0r1arty January 4, 2008
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towel butt

noun: a young woman at the beach, or elsewhere that has a really excellent butt, but thinks she's fat so she hides said butt from view. essentially denying us all from appreciating aformentioned butt.
dude! that insane tan blubru just pulled a full towel butt on us...lame!
by sandspit September 17, 2007
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tolerant left

Those who are infact, not very tolerant of others, but like to say they are
John: "I would consider myself apart of the tolerant left as I am very liberal and have a tolerance to those who disagree with my views and opinions"

Ray: "Thats awesome I voted for Trump in 2020!"

John: "Fuck you, you racist, sexist, homophobic asshole. You only listen to dailywire don't you dumbass? Maybe try thinking for yourself for once you absolute bigot"

Ray: "Okayyy then."
by Republitard June 16, 2022
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Towel Day

On the 25th of May, fans of the late Douglas Adams carry a towel with them throughout the day to pay homage to author's genius.

The towel is a homage to the world's longest trilogy, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which was one of his most beloved works.

Douglas Adams died on May 11, 2001, at 49 years of age.
"Dude, why are you carrying a towel?"

"It's Towel Day. I'm celebrating the life of Douglas Adams, my favorite author."
by Ifer December 13, 2008
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