Tuna Torpedo

A dick that will fuck any penis fly trap snatch even if it smells like sushi

Sushi snatch target acquired launch tuna torpedo

by Shanexxx January 2, 2026

Speedo torpedo

To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.

Rick did a speedo torpedo last week, it took just 3 minutes to empty the pool of people

by Rusty bullet buster January 4, 2026

Speedo torpedo

To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.

Rick did a speedo torpedo last week, it took just 3 minutes to empty the pool of people

by Rusty bullet buster January 4, 2026

Haters of Topeka

Stupid Arses that have no taste in nice relaxing cities. Not only is Topeka relaxing but it is one of the top 10 cities that perfect for retired War Veterans who deserve nothing but the best since your too chicken to go do it yourself. So these haters are just typical ass.

"Haters of Topeka... should be demolished!!!!!"

by Barbara NotStriesand November 23, 2011

mongle staple toned

Someone who sucks so many penis, their lips get chapped.

Jareds lips are so mongle staple toned.

by Slimmed Shady October 31, 2018

driving through toledo

Get your dick so deep in someone during intercourse that it moves their insides around.

I got so deep inside her that I was driving through Toledo.

by DrawTap88 October 23, 2022

wow i just typed the abcs

congrats you get absolutely nothing

jk here’s a cookie 🍪

person 1-wow i just typed the abcs
person 2-“k but did i ask”

by alexlol_ April 1, 2023