fuck and suck

when u fuck one bitch, then another wants to suck your dick.
pussy that is to good to fuck, so you suck.
by Lil'shorty June 21, 2005
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sucking cock

Keith:Can you suck my cock
Ciara:yes daddy

Keith:hell yeah!!!
Ciara:I love sucking cock but only yours babe this big juicy cock

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by That boy keif February 05, 2014
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suck a fuck

A little known act performed in the later Middle Ages. Wandering minstrels, usually those with few talents, would entertain onlookers by "sucking a fuck" which involved a wooden rod and a live goose. The performer would take the rod and try to gently slide it into the anal cavity of the goose without frightening it and causing it to fly away.
"Gather around as I attempt to suck a fuck."
"The entertainer wasn't very good. He tried to suck a fuck and failed miserably and his goose refused to even come near him."
"The goose looked quite content perched on top of the stick. Then we all realized the the performer wasn't using a live goose, it had been dead for hours. The man would never suck a fuck again."
by Spike July 04, 2004
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suck a fuck

1. when used as an insult, means the same as fuck off, or go fuck yourself, or get the fuck out of my house. Usually directed at someone irritating or ugly.

2. when used literally, would most likely mean (though no one knows who would honestly do this) to use the tongue and lips to actually suck someone else's intercourse. to lick and/or suck the area where the penis is entering the vagina.
1. Elizabeth: Donnie, you're such a fuckass!
Donnie: Oh yeah? Well, you can go suck a fuck!

2. "Man, I thought a threesome would be hot, but all that crazy bitch did was suck our fuck!"
by the justin January 20, 2006
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suck this mango

It can mean either 'in your face' or 'owned'
I just got into college! Suck this mango!

Dude, the chick you bagged last night was really your half-sister. Suck this Mango!
by Raphaël Azaghal April 13, 2010
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suck wind

What one does after exhausting themselves, usually during training for an athletic competition.
If you guys don't start making free throws you're all gonna be sucking wind tomorrow in practice.
by John Madden sucks November 16, 2004
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