meat wash

the act of oral sex as performed on a male, blow job

Jill: "I'm not in the mood for the old in-out, in-out tonight."
Jack: "Then could I at least get a meat wash?"

by drummist July 04, 2006

meat kleenex

The receptacle for love snot. Female genitalia.

He asked if he could blow a little love snot into her meat kleenex.

by magrook July 28, 2006

meat kiwis

A synonym for testicles.

It's my second date with Tina tonite. I better trim up my meat kiwis incase I get some lovin'.

by Jona Skyday October 15, 2007

twerking by the meat

When one is found to be hip shaking, booty jiggling or simply pussy popping while browsing the steak or chop meat area of the grocery store

Friend 1: "Girl, i just saw Miley Cyrus twerking by the meat!"

Friend 2: "You mean twerking Robin Thicke?"

Friend 1: "No, she was literally twearking by the meat, Girl she had a porterhouse in hand"

by evalicious bella July 11, 2014

Mushroom Meat

When the head of a penis is over sized.

Man, did you see Daniel whip out his Mushroom Meat???

by Bailey(: December 06, 2008

man meat

Penis.

The meat that only a man can weild. No woman is strong enough to survive its wrath.

I beat her down with my large man meat.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Meat gazer

A guy named Kevin who admires your package when your not looking.

Troy....Kevin is gazing your package! What a meat gazer!

by antigazer July 23, 2008