The lowest form of life on earth. Many of them failed psychological tests at the police academy and are pissed off they couldn't be real cops. They spend their time harassing people who have broken ankles for leaning on things while waiting in line and screaming at and running off paying customers who are just minding their own business. They also all drive shitty, broken-down cars and get no pussy because they get paid like 10 dollars an hour.
God created rent-a-cops so people who make a living bottoming in anal scat porn would have someone to look down on.
by enfant terrible October 3, 2023
Get the Rent-a-copmug. "Yeah mate I thought mama ducks were supposed to be fiercely protective of their ducklings but the one in this vid just waddled away like a Texan cop."
by ftpigs May 28, 2022
Get the Texan copmug. 
1.
Verb
(as in hot copped, hot copping)
a task completed easily; with little effort.
2.
Noun
a. easy to be around.
b. a floozy.
Origin (as theorized by many scholars of the era)- Arrested Development (TV)(2003-2005)
Verb
(as in hot copped, hot copping)
a task completed easily; with little effort.
2.
Noun
a. easy to be around.
b. a floozy.
Origin (as theorized by many scholars of the era)- Arrested Development (TV)(2003-2005)
by A Gallon of Bees July 18, 2010
Get the Hot Copmug. by Jonathan Sankey November 9, 2020
Get the COVID Copmug. Let's go to the party, cop a buzz, and have killer sex!
I'm going to the store to cop a new pair of shoes.
I'm going to the store to cop a new pair of shoes.
by Solojon October 5, 2025
Get the Cop a buzzmug. When the boys lie, LIE out their ass to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.
*Although sometimes no oinking involved...
When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....
When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......
*Although sometimes no oinking involved...
When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....
When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......
Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.
Until , during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his beloved kittens.
Tommy a victim of cop schmopping.
And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.
Until , during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his beloved kittens.
Tommy a victim of cop schmopping.
And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.
by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022
Get the Cop Schmoppingmug.