lobster knife fight

"Holy shit Matt, it's a fucking lobster knife fight!"
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by Matty Riffs November 09, 2008
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first to cum fight

A one-on-one sexual contest intended to test skill and self control, consisting of mutual stimulation till the winner makes the loser cum.
After privately beating all her male and female partners, Helen went pro and engaged the first to cum fight challenge sponsored by Miami's strip clubs.
by Valis Garcia September 16, 2006
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fire fighting

here I am fed up with fire fighting
by chris October 07, 2004
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Morpheus is fighting Neo!

A phrase used in an inappropriate situation to get everyone's attention shortly before leaving a room.
Eg, at a funeral:

Priest: And so we lay him to rest-

Twat: COME QUICK GUYS, MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING NEO!
by nexusvip May 31, 2008
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Fight me Helen

a term used out of anger. Used best when some bitch all up in your business and you don't care to know their name
"Hello sir how are you?"
"Fight me Helen"
by mabsisfabs February 20, 2016
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Fight Like Apes

Irish based "alternative rock/punk rock band" formed in 2006. The members are Mary-Kaye "MayKay" Geraghty (vocals and synth), Jamie "Pockets" Fox (keyboard and vocals) and Tom Ryan (bass). Original member Adrian Mullin (drums) left in 2010, due to creative differences.

The have 3 EP's:
"How Am I Supposed to Kill You If I Don't Have all the Guns?" (2007)
"David Carradine is a Bounty Hunter Who's Robotic Arm Hates Your Crotch" (2007)
"You Filled His Head with Fluffy Clouds and Jolly Ranchers, What Did you Think Was Going to Happen" (2009)

And two full length albums:
"Fight Like Apes and the Mystery of the Golden Medallion" (2008)
"The Body of Christ and the Legs of Tina Turner" (2010)

And one live album:
"Live at Eurosinc" (2009)

They have toured with, among others, The Prodigy and The Ting Tings.

Their name sometimes may be written as FLA or FLApes.
Did you hear Fight Like Apes's new album, The Body of Christ and the Legs of Tina Turner?
by Pen Rua August 20, 2010
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water gun fight

involves 3+ men

when you and your male acquaintances skeet on eachother for competitive pleasure
guy 1: yo me, jeff, robby, and ashber all had a water gun fight yesterday!! you should have seen how long jeff lasted.
guy 2: no waaay invite me next time!!
by holy maccaroni April 19, 2017
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