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Bag

Pronunciation: \ˈbag also ˈbāg\
Function: adverb
Date: 2009

not so : no

Synonyms: no, nah, nay, negative

Derived from typing 'nah' with the right hand one key to the left of where it belongs on a keyboard.
-Hey, do you want to go to the movies later?

-Bag. I went to the movies last night.
by SuchASweez October 16, 2009
mugGet the Bagmug.

Bag spinner

One who is unable to carry a bag without spinning it like a tard. Typically has little or no regard to those around him or for human life in general.
Marc spilled the leftovers and Yoohoo all over the 1994 Prelude and stabbed the homeless man in the eye because he is a bag spinner.
by Sééég. January 12, 2010
mugGet the Bag spinnermug.

B-Bag

When a woman dangles her breasts into another person's face, forehead, or mouth. The opposite of a t-bag.
While I was sleeping, Lisa totally b-bagged my face.
by sukiBoTH June 21, 2012
mugGet the B-Bagmug.

eco bag

An environmentally-friendly reusable bag made from cloth or recycled plastic. Also known as a green bag though it can be just about any color.
Do you want your grandchildren drowning in plastic? No? Then take an eco bag or two with you whenever you shop.
by BornBlitzed August 6, 2010
mugGet the eco bagmug.

Sandwich Bag

The excruciatingly painful occurrence when a male, with a saggy, heavy hanging, scrotum inadvertently gets the ball sack tucked under the taint and buttocks and sits on the testicles and sandwiches them between the body and the seat surface.

One can easily recognize when a male is experiencing a Sandwich Bag by way of facial expression. It is, without question, the most breath removing, eye squinting, mouth scowling look a male face can show. Most often accompanied with the use of whimper induced cursing.
Carl finally resorted to having to wear tighty whities instead of going commando. His heavy hanging ball sack and low dangling testicles made him prone to having a Sandwich Bag every time he sat down.
by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2015
mugGet the Sandwich Bagmug.

bag cheese

Same as asscheese except frontal. Can include both the unwashing of the sexual parts after sex, or simply non washing of the area for an extended period of time.
when you scratch or touch down there and its creamy feeling, then you have bag cheese.
by Digitalcanuck June 30, 2006
mugGet the bag cheesemug.

mojo bag

1. A mojo hand.

2. An amulet of African-American hoodoo practice used in love spells.

3. A flannel spell bag containing one or more magical items.

4. A corruption of the West African word "mojuba"; which means a prayer of praise and homage.
1. A mojo bag is a mojo hand.

2. "Going down to Louisiana, gonna get me a mojo hand.
Going to have all you women under my commmand."
-Muddy Waters
by L. Watson April 16, 2007
mugGet the mojo bagmug.

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