pussy swoll

When you have awesome sex and your vagina gets a little swollen from friction. Feels amazing.

Sarah: He got my pussy swoll last night.

Julie: Lucky!

by Rivday March 10, 2014

pussy straight

the opposite of dicking around, being extremely productive, using your time wisely, stubborn

"Bro, quit being so pussy straight and just chill."
"Damn that nigga so pussy straight, he did all his homework two nights before."
"Michael's to pussy straight for his own good."

by pussy straight February 22, 2015

Pussy Cheap

This is a cheap person. They would buy cheap pussy if they got a prostitute because they’re too tight with their money. They would rather have low class pussy then pay for the good kind.

Her: My husband won’t buy me a Mercedes for my 50th birthday
Friend: It’s because he’s pussy cheap, he wouldn’t even buy you a Hyundai.

by Gayvampire13 April 26, 2019

Pussy Nip

A performance enhancing drug used to gain an abundance of cock thirsty sluts.

Andrew gets more tail than Todd, but it doesn't count because Andrew uses pussy nip.

by Dickincider January 10, 2017

Pussy Palooza

When somebody smashes a large amout of pussy for a long period of time.

Dude this summer, we are going to have a all out pussy palooza.

by Carmeon Coleman June 14, 2010

Turnt Pussy

Smelly or foul odor in the down below. Pussy that went bad! Snatch that smells like bad fish.

"TP" for short or when you are around respectable people.

I was with this girl last night and now I'm not feeling so great. Man I think I ate some Turnt Pussy!

by Tracy Gonzalez December 26, 2019

Diamond Pussy

A theoretical and scientifically disputed quantum superstate of hetero man's most idealized characteristics of the perfect pinnacle vagina.

Claimed to possess the ability to completely control the minds of its helpless victims, the diamond pussy earns its name from the countless number of suitors attempting to woo the bearer by showering it in diamond rings and other precious goodies.

This had led some scientists to conclude that it may be some sort of space-time vacuum anomaly similar to a black hole, consuming all energetically valuable material within its accretion disc to fuel its dark inner heart.

"Despite his aversion to marriage Daniel found himself unshakeably compelled to put a ring on Jaqueline's diamond pussy."

by Stratospheric January 5, 2017