sloppy wizard

This sexual position is accomplished when a beautiful woman lies down on a bed. An incredibly polite man stammers at her and makes excuses in a chanting fashion. Eventually both people get themselves off as the awkwardness reaches climactic levels.

The only way he could please a woman is giving her the ole "Sloppy Wizard"... poor bastard.

by YOLOSWAG4204LIFE July 16, 2021

Stank Wizard

Noun- a hobo with a Gandalf-like beard, and a powerful curse-like odor.

I can still smell that Stank Wizard we met earlier.

by DildoFaggins July 2, 2016

Wizard Sleeve

Dan Powers
(A name used to redirect an insult)

Dan: Alright bitch?
You: Alright Wizard Sleeve

by Blacksheep95 September 24, 2022

ice wizard

30 year old virgin that likes to call himself ice wizard

That 30 year old virgin likes to call himself ice wizard

by suki_17 November 21, 2023

Wizard Stick

An erection

Tyler stood in front of Alex in his sweat pants, embarrassed of his pulsing wizard stick

by Little Demons August 25, 2017

Time Wizard

A guy, that can travel trough time and perform magic while traveling.

Person A: expelliarmus, i'm traveling through time!
Person B: You're a Time Wizard, Harry.

by Felicia Kayuukanashi June 21, 2018

wizards cap

When you have foreskin on your penis

I have a wizards cap on my penis.

by wizard master September 14, 2013