Penguin

A penguin is the cutest thing in the world. They are clumsy, little, cute bois.

And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.

Believe me

Person 1: "Penguins can fly."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."

by Alina2212 September 23, 2019

penguin god

1cripplingdepression1

1cripplingdepression1 is penguin god

by Crippling depresion July 24, 2018

Penguin shuffle

The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.

My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!

by pacmanboy March 11, 2020

pond penguin

similar to the saying "fish out of water" meaning out of place.

"I went to an indie club last night. I pond penguin hard! Didn't hear one banger"

by pepper_pig_queen December 7, 2014

blue penguin

This is just the most fabulous penguin ever. Because of out of all black, white and yellow penguins there are in the world, there's that one special Blue Penguin roaming the earth.

Out of all the penguins I see in the zoo, I want to see a blue penguin.

by Fяεsн Pяıncε May 2, 2015

Club Penguin

1. One of the most legendary MMPORGs of all time.
2. Codeword for child porn.

1. Club Penguin is gonna be missed...one of the best MMPORGs of all time.
2. Yo...that server got raided by the feds for having Club Penguin on it

by thenabster126 April 8, 2021

Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.

I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin

by Boner Forest October 22, 2018