Wood Whisperer

A woman who can give you wood just by her voice

That woman at the bar must have been a wood whisperer. She gave me a hard on just with her voice.

by Eye Glass Pimp October 5, 2015

Kelby Woods

A Sexy boy who can tell you Pokémon’s name as long as there’s a picture

Bro what up Kelby woods

by SneakySnake311 November 7, 2021

Tom Woods

The best historian, economist, and all around good guy, though his podcast is a very failed one

"Did you see Tom Woods newest Video on The revolutionary war"
"Yeah man it was one of the best

by Fary failed comedian August 26, 2021

Pushin wood

When you’re taking it in the ass and you push the dick out like a log

“He was too big so I had to start pushin wood”

“ I was in the middle of getting pegged when I heard someone knock on the door so I had to push wood”

by crackawoodpusha January 1, 2023

westhampton woods

There are so many fucking leaves and no one comes outside, they just are in their windows 24/7. I can see the inside of their house at night because they dont give a fuck about how bad and shit their room looks

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: At westhampton woods

Person 1: Fuck off

by maio poo October 26, 2020

flooded the woods

the phrase comes from the stereotype that lesbian women like to go camping in the woods. While in the woods they presumably engage in sexual intercourse which leads to the "flooding".

Taylor: What did you do last weekend?
Jackie: I went camping with Jessica and we flooded the woods.

by Michael Holer March 19, 2019

stiff wood

When your morning wood hard tho

me "looks at pants"

Ah iv got the morning stiff / stiff wood

by stiffwood November 4, 2019