Skip to main content

7th street wind chimes

while engaging in sexual activity, your partner accidentally or purposely releases a flatulent, thus acting as a gust of wind that blows wind chimes.
“man, i was having some sex last night with this nice lady but she used the ol ‘7th street wind chimes’ on me!”

“oh no! that’s awful!”

“for real! she will probably never live this down.”
by zozzlemynozzle December 29, 2017
mugGet the 7th street wind chimesmug.

Wind Sock

An uncircumcised penis that fully covers the helmet.
Andy loved the fact that he never gets fluff on his bellend due to him having a wind sock.
by Drillbit69 July 18, 2022
mugGet the Wind Sockmug.

Goblin Wind

A most noxious expulsion of flatulence with malicious intent.
He released the goblin wind with the windows up, causing his niece to lose her lunch on the back seat of the Subaru.
by Wqrdsmith September 18, 2021
mugGet the Goblin Windmug.

rim wind

When you’re getting your salad tossed and an impossible fart slips through into an unsuspecting face.
“This girl was licking the ol’ dark side like a champion, and I let a rim wind slip right into her face.”
by mhurd57 August 29, 2020
mugGet the rim windmug.

three sheets to the wind

Being groggy and awareness-impaired due to there being one or more people nearby wif really "breezy" butts.
Everyone really pigged out at da free community baked-bean supper and then had an uproarious whizzpopping-party afterwards, and so a lot of dem went home totally "three sheets to the wind"!
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
mugGet the three sheets to the windmug.

wind

by yeetig January 9, 2019
mugGet the windmug.

Portuguese Wind Ferret

A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.
My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret
by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022
mugGet the Portuguese Wind Ferretmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email