Sean’s Razor

The opposite of Occam’s Razor - the most complicated, delusional and convuluted approach to solving any problem or understanding anything at all

That dude is so crazy. He only knows how to use Sean’s Razor to understand the world

by Beanol April 28, 2025

Sean

Typically the name of someone who could suck the shine of a spoon.

Man 1 : hey didnt you get a blow job of sean last week.

Man 2 : yeah he took my foreskin clean off and I came so hard I shat myself!

by Bruce the boost December 29, 2023

Sean

(n) Usually of Irish American descent. Most Seans have a quick wit and tell inappropriate jokes. They are known to have a brain similar to a Macintosh computer and excel in Jeopardy. Seans tend to have exquisite taste in music and do not stick to one genre. Can be any music from Country & Western to HipHop/Rap. Seans are known to be wiggers but since they were raised in the trenches they get a pass. Seans can be found at most bars drinking Coronas and Fireball. Seans are loyal to their soil and cheer on their hometeams in sports. Seans are usually the person with the best gossip and also use the disclaimer "don't tell anyone, I don't need this coming back to me" . They definitely have "the gift to gab" and are full of one liners. They are one TikTok away from going viral.

Nicknames: SDot, SDizzle,SeanDon

-Who the hell is playing Kenny Rogers and 2pac on the jukebox!?!?
- Sean for suuurrreee

by Sdo415 November 23, 2021

Sean

sex lord

Sean has sex with old men and takes it up the bum a lot

by anonymous May 23, 2021

Sean Bell

A kindergartener sized human who has tendencies to be over competitive. He plays games like La Hucha but never wins. He also has a poor sense of style; he wears plaid shirts every single day.

Its just a game! Don't act like a Sean Bell.

by julesh23 April 10, 2012

Sean

Sean is a guy who will have sex with you in his car then text you that he wants to get you pregnant next time and so you Block him quick

“Yo Sean’s tryna become a baby daddy....tf”

by sfuk94 November 17, 2018

Sean and Conor Price

Two brothers from blessington in county Wicklow following there dreams . They have a large fan base called the priceys , priceys are all kind people who love and support Sean and Conor through thick and tin. Sean and Conor first appeared on the x-factor in 2017 and since then have had there songs all get to the top of the charts in Ireland ! . Conor price is 17 years old and was born on the 13th of March 2002 while his older brother Sean is 19 was born on the 19 of October 1999. They have a dog called bono ( who’s a king) and a older sister called Sarah ! Their mams name is Karen and their dads John . Last year they went touring Ireland and sold out a arena I’m Dublin all most instantly! . They are currently touring Ireland on there second headline tour !

Sean and Conor price are amazing people

by Pricey 🌸 April 28, 2019