Knob Jockey

A.K.A. Alan Scott, currently resident of Dorchester

That bloke as a Scotty

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

Knob-jockey

Someone that rides long unicorns

What is that?
It’s a knob-jockey

by Valletta Miles February 22, 2019

Scrap Jockey

Someone who believes a custodian of a classic vehicle requires shooting due to having not taken care of the vehicle to the point it has deteriorated over the years perhaps in a field or yard but yet has no problem with the other majority of folk who scrapped the same model of vehicle back in the day when it was worthless, and fails to see that some car, be it only good for the vin tags, RHD gear or glass or perhaps restoration, is better than no car.

...Cuthbert, posting photos on social media of your garden cars is going to open you up to loads of Scrap Jockeys giving you negative comments!...

by dialup2001 September 23, 2020

aislehedgehog jockey goonbaiting

a group name that can define a friend group of 5 white kids and one muslim one

that friend group is an aislehedgehog jockey goonbaiting type

by ahjgb memorial September 21, 2025

Chicken Jockey

When a baby zombie rides a chicken in Minecraft. Popularized by the Minecraft movie everyone screams “Chicken Jockey” at 1:10:09 in the Minecraft movie

Yo bro you seen the Minecraft movie my favorite quote gotta be Chicken Jockey🗣️🔥

by Nauseousong April 23, 2025

hellcat jockey

A slur for African americans

Unc rukus:well well well it looks like we have a hellcat jockey. A good for nothing no child support payin chicken lover grape Kool aid drinker in our midst
Black guy:what?

by Suqwan October 16, 2023

Knob Jockey

Someone who talks total pure shite and act like they know it all or the like the dick and ride it as if it's a horse like sea biscuit.

See him he's talking shite the Knob Jockey

Damn she rode my dick like a fucking Knob Jockey

by Ace P Princess May 23, 2018