wam jam

when you shove something together and in a very shitty and non-professional way.

Can't put this computer code to work nicely. I will need to wam jam it to get it to work.

by Wubert Ballin November 25, 2017

Jiggy Jam

The way in which you shuffle your meat through the daily grind.

I'm javing a jazzy and jubilant Tuesday although it's filled with jalopys calling ruining my jiggy jam.

by Jazzy Jam September 18, 2018

FIG-JAM

"Fuck im good, just ask me" a cocky head teacher phrase

e.g. "we do know that Nigel Griffiths was so arrogant that by 2016 he was using the term FIG-JAM to describe himself to people"

by JohnJeffSmith November 7, 2020

Wig Jam

The way a dude rocks his hair situation. Most likely referring to a trendy style such as the perm, mullet, fohawk, pompadour, etc.

Dude, last night at the club, my wig jam almost caught on fire from those dance moves.

by all4msp1 May 27, 2010

Jam Pusher

The kind of person who makes several metric asstons of jam every year, turns up unannounced at your house with carrier bags of full jam-jars, then "accidentally" leave those bags at your house even though you've flatly refused any more bleedin' jam (which you had to do because all your cupboards are full of jam from them doing the same last year, and you couldn't even shift it on to anyone else because all *their* cupboards are full of jam).

Original coinage by Johnny Defective (Norwich, United Kingdom)

"I love seeing Auntie Doris, but she's a total jam pusher. I went to visit her once and when I got home I found a jar of raspberry marmalade in my handbag."

by Shinydan August 10, 2014

fender jam

In winter, that brown and off-white amalgam of snow, ice, salt, sand, and other assorted debris that collects in the wheel wells and/or under the fenders of any vehicle that is so equipped. See also toe jam.

Before leaving, warm up the car and clean out the fender jam.

by Hendy June 25, 2004

Smurf jam

When a midget creams

“Yo bro I just bucked a midget and her shit was Smurf jamming 👻”

by anonymous April 20, 2022