goat parade

n. Any needlessly festive over-hyped celebration put on for the benefit of the organizers rather than the participants. Usually arranged by a government agency or a corporation to show that they are one with the people.

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Why all the bunting and balloons on Main Street? Did we finally win a war?

No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.

Will there be cake?

by gnostic 1 October 7, 2013

goat raisins

goat raisins, goat droppings, goat feces, goat poop.

The ground in the goat pin looks like it's covered with raisins, goat raisins.

by BloughMi February 15, 2017

goat wagon

A carload of old homosexual men.

When you're in Florida beware of the goat wagons.

by Da-Ve March 8, 2014

Cracked And Goated

cracked and goated is what N0bleN1Njaz is at fortnite

Yo Leo is a little emo faggot nigga hoe
Cracked and goated

by Hi Leo September 29, 2021

Feed The Goat.

Feed The Goat means to do all that is necessary to become great/greater in any aspect of life you see fit, any despite adversity.

Everyone has the potential to be great at something, yet most never will. Just like the nutrients needed for a plant to grow, the greatness inside of you must be fed and nurtured in order to grow as well. So, Feed The Goat.

by Growth Squared April 15, 2022

Fever Goats

Conjured by sickness and fever, these goats lurk at the corners of consciousness. They plot your doom and bleat grim prophecy. They speak in the voice of William Shatner.
Weird or what!?

Last night as I doth twisted amongst my bed-clothes, the fever goats did come, not as nannys but as harbingers of my mortal demise.
-Edgar Allen Poe

by fevergoat January 5, 2011

Goated Anime

This is a great way to tell someone that u like or watch Jojo's Bizarre Adventures

"What are you watching?", "goated anime", "Oh I love Jojo's"

by Giornosolos January 11, 2022