n. Any needlessly festive over-hyped celebration put on for the benefit of the organizers rather than the participants. Usually arranged by a government agency or a corporation to show that they are one with the people.
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Why all the bunting and balloons on Main Street? Did we finally win a war?
No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.
Will there be cake?
No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.
Will there be cake?
by gnostic 1 October 7, 2013
Get the goat parademug. by BloughMi February 15, 2017
Get the goat raisinsmug. by Da-Ve March 8, 2014
Get the goat wagonmug. by Hi Leo September 29, 2021
Get the Cracked And Goatedmug. Feed The Goat means to do all that is necessary to become great/greater in any aspect of life you see fit, any despite adversity.
Everyone has the potential to be great at something, yet most never will. Just like the nutrients needed for a plant to grow, the greatness inside of you must be fed and nurtured in order to grow as well. So, Feed The Goat.
by Growth Squared April 15, 2022
Get the Feed The Goat.mug. Conjured by sickness and fever, these goats lurk at the corners of consciousness. They plot your doom and bleat grim prophecy. They speak in the voice of William Shatner.
Weird or what!?
Weird or what!?
Last night as I doth twisted amongst my bed-clothes, the fever goats did come, not as nannys but as harbingers of my mortal demise.
-Edgar Allen Poe
-Edgar Allen Poe
by fevergoat January 5, 2011
Get the Fever Goatsmug. by Giornosolos January 11, 2022
Get the Goated Animemug.