Asian parents

Obnoxious twits who try to "discipline" their kids using physical aggression and bullying tactics. If you are an asian parent reading this, fuck you. You think you're so tough and macho. We all know you are full of shit. You don't have the mental strength to face your problems so you bully your kids. Go mess with someone your own size or I'll beat you up when you grow old. I know some asshole is going to complain that I'm being racist but every asian kid I've met knows that asian parents are racist towards their own race, so shut the fuck up.

Asian parents: Do your homework before I spank you.
Me: You do your work before I kick your saggy nuts open.

by pooperfart November 29, 2021

Asian-echolocation

The ability of an Asian to sense a fellow Asian.

Due to Asian-echolocation, she knew her Asian friend had entered the room.

by banny bebez April 27, 2018

Asian Torpedo

The act of a girl taking a shit and freezing it. Once completely frozen, the girl will then use it as a dildo until it gets warm and mushy again.

Dude that sick ass bitch is fucking herself with an asian torpedo

by Corperal 69 October 15, 2007

Asian 5

The five year 13 subjects most frequently take by Asian students at Auckland Grammar School.
- Maths with Calculus
- Maths with Statistics
- Physics
- Chemistry
- Biology

What novels have you studied this year?
None bro, I'm doing the Asian 5.

by Juan-Pablo June 06, 2007

asian spike

1. A forceful, surprising stiff thumb up one's ass.

2. WWF Pro Wrestler Don "The Magnificent" Muraco's finishing move.

That bitch deserved an asian spike even if she was sleeping at 3am.

by Hole Puncher April 11, 2005

useless asian

criteria for useless asians include, but are not limited to:
-They eat all your food
-They know nothing about facebook chat
-They play less than 4 instruments
-They dont know how to make sushi
-They cant flip a pen around their hand
-They have less than a 4.0 GPA
-They do not have a perfect SAT score

doug does know about facebook chat, he is a useless asian! I hope a bird poops on his face.

by pale girls March 31, 2011

Asian Mudslide

Noun. The act of accidentally shitting oneself while farting violently while sitting in a comfortable chair. This results in the individual sliding or melting down in their seat like a mudslide.

Matt thought it would be really funny to let one rip, but he had an Asian Mudslide all over the seat!

by Homesick Boy December 13, 2007