splittin trees

The act of sharing marijuana cigarettes with others.

"Man, I know her, she get high! We was splittin trees all night!

by GBlaster June 13, 2013

Gerard Tree

A young man, that looks significantly older than he actually is, who is forced to do the menial and boring tasks that others refuce.

Dolan: Hey man, I hate this new activity...
Abhi: Absolutely man, you've got a Gerard Tree right there!

by Matthew Gilmore April 8, 2012

Benagli Tree

An evergreen species of tree that grows in Australia. Can live up to hundreds of years. Tends to have a very skinny elongated trunk with light colored leaves. Genus: Laniuthemasus Conifern. A very rare tree that can only be found in certain areas with the correct PH levels. A beautiful tree which sprouts many flowers in its flowering season. Absolutely gorgeous!

Friend: Hey, its a Benagli Tree!
Friend 2: Omg, its so skinny! :O

by yumatis23539476 January 25, 2013

tree rodent

A squirrel.

The tree rodents were teasing my dog on today's walk

by Just an other guy September 7, 2021

Cooking Tree

The Best Cooking Youtuber alongside Nino's Home who known for nice recipes

Kim Searches "How to make great Recipes" on Google
Results: Cooking Tree
Kim: Nice

by Hyebun1 May 23, 2021

tree fugger

A tree hugger who has taken the human to tree relationship to the next level, evolving into an actual physical relationship.

My tree fugger girlfriend left me because she was "getting wood" for someone who was hung like a mighty oak tree. Which turned out to be a mighty oak tree.

by AmadeuS469 August 21, 2018

such a fucking tree

A person who is a tree often are named wilson

how am i a tree
your such a fucking tree

by dfdfjhgjkbvnjv April 27, 2022