When a fan fiction is intentionaly written to be crazy, short and contain a lot of spelling mistakes, grammar mistakes and cliches, it is considered to be cracktastical. Something that is cracktastical is often enjoyable to read and is considered to have its own form of brilliance.
by KayCha March 9, 2011
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K-"Why did you do knock down ginger on her house so much?"
A-"I was using the Branch tactics for her to invite me in and get her to sit her on my cock, only the tip can go in though."
A-"I was using the Branch tactics for her to invite me in and get her to sit her on my cock, only the tip can go in though."
by The great marbini April 15, 2016
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When a person stands directly over a toilet so they are not required to lift the toilet seat to urinate. This practice is most commonly employed in disgusting public toilets, such as those located at freeway rest stops and in nightclubs.
"Man that toilet is disgusting, I know you're desperate to pee but don't go in there!"
"Nevermind bro, I'll just use the standover tactic, she'll be right!"
"Nevermind bro, I'll just use the standover tactic, she'll be right!"
by Mattyy89 May 7, 2018
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by LeilaSP February 28, 2019
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"Wow, we got arrested.. Thats because their tactics were superior, they must be apart of United States Tactical."
by (US*T):Burgerking October 5, 2009
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v. to sigh like a gorilla
adj. an overly mature teen with a nipple the size of a plate. resembles a mexij00, with jewish like features
fake nose and has purple hair.
v. to sigh like a gorilla
adj. an overly mature teen with a nipple the size of a plate. resembles a mexij00, with jewish like features
fake nose and has purple hair.
Girl: -sigh-, you're not paying any attention to me.
Boy: Dude you just used yakuza tactics on me, guerilla style. Oh shit (runs)
Boy: Dude you just used yakuza tactics on me, guerilla style. Oh shit (runs)
by denali January 15, 2005
Get the yakuza tactics mug.Hot ass chongi, who has sexy legs. She always cracks jokes, makes everyone around her laugh. Although, she may think they are laughing with her, they are actually laughing at her. She is often referred to Tati, Hoe, Bootylicious, Chongi, and Big Poppa. Her catch phrases are: Control Yourselves! I do what I want! She may act like an asshole to her biff but that is just because she is deeply in love with her. She is a VIRGIN! i can not stress that enough.
by Sugah Daddy November 9, 2012
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