Taking The Bob

When a person (generally female) allows a priest to shove a hand full of wormy human feces into her face and mouth with little or no resistance.

She didn't even scream. She seemed only mildly concerned when Taking The Bob

by Jackie Rabbit December 15, 2010

Taking Care of Jizzness

get head, cum, ejaculate.

she sure is taking care of jizzness. Suzy sure takes care of jizzness seriously well. Although some girls have no business taking care of jizzness and never can quite finish the deed.

sometimes it's better to take care of your own jizzness right? like they say.. you want something done right you gotta do it yourself.

by aurorwolf July 30, 2012

Taking an SC turn

Using dark, sharp, or otherwise unpleasant statements or retorts in the course of a conversation.
Named after a person who commonly does the aforementioned.

Dan: "Oh I hate Jane."
Tony: "Why man? She seems fine to me."
Dan: "Nah mate, she keeps taking an SC turn each time I try to talk to her."

by Moriquendi March 19, 2013

tlking

Also known as talking. Often spelled this way on Facebook. This word is reserved for people who need to go back to pre-school and take a spelling class

Ricky: So he just won't stop tlking to me.
Micheal: Hahaha, that was funny. Tlking.
Alfred: I'm abttoexploded. Talking*

by moonmist December 2, 2013

taking out the piss

When a drunk person forgets how to English and tries to take the piss with his his drinking buddies

Joey stop taking out the piss

by PSUnited April 12, 2017

shit taking

When one takes shit, it can also be referred to as shit taking. Generally a sociology term where women take shit from men, this is a Marxist feminist view.

Wendy: ah that Brenda is a pro at shit taking. Her husband totes makes her do everything including emotional work.
Carol: ha, shame she loves him. I'd tap that.

by Fartheadrye/bigcock. May 29, 2016

Taking a Mike Ambrose

The act of luring a small boy into a closet and then tricking him into fondling your balls. Usually done around early ages.

Dude, I was taking a Mike Ambrose the other night. My balls feel GREAT.

by Syrinx Pichu January 11, 2010