Shrek

Dude: Yo have you seen shrek
Baylen Levine: Are you kidding, shrek is my DAD
by swaggydawg69 August 5, 2019
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Shrek

I worship Shrek
I have a shrine for Shrek
My religion is Shrek
Shrek is my life
by FatAss DumbleDaddy December 14, 2019
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Shrek's Swamp

The best (void)Discord Server ever. Literally, if you are looking to hold a conversation about your favourite sex toys come here! We also Edate here.
Get the fuck out of here. Honestly, nobody fucking cares, just leave. I didn't even ask. This is the Shrek's Swamp, not fucking egirl swamp. Stop edating here.
by Eggoette August 23, 2020
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Shrek Ears

the use of facial masks because of Covid 19 will result in Shrek ears condition due to the elastic bands
by TRANSPORTCOP May 6, 2020
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Upside down shrek

When you put someone face first into a swamp and proceed to butt fuck them as hard as you can while pulling on there ears
I will take you outside luke and give you a upside down shrek
by Upside down shrek June 3, 2022
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Shrek

somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was lookin kinda dumb with a finger and a thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead well the years start comin and they dont stop comin fed to the rules and i hit the ground running didnt make sense not to live for fun your brain gets smart but your head gets dumber so much to do so much to see so whats wrong with taking the back streets youll never know if you dont know hey now your an all star get your game on go play hey now your a rock star get your show on get paid and all that glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold

-Shrek
Hi Shrek hows it goi-

WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MY SWAMP!?
by GETOUTOFMYSWAMPXD November 16, 2019
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princess shrek

THE most sexy green ogre you will ever see in your entire life. it deserves the top spot in the princess academy awards and is also the current world record holder for best rounded bootie in existence. be careful ladies because they're coming for your top spot ;).
A: i think i'm in love.
B: let me guess, princess shrek?
A: bingo!
by vanexla January 1, 2021
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