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Playing possum

When someone fakes their own hanging auto erotic asphyxiation death in order to have a paramedic or medical examiner come and pick up their body. At which point said person would ejaculate on paramedic/medical examiners face
**** you're laying on the floor with a belt around your neck still attached to the broken shower curtain with you pants around your ankles, hard as a penguins dick in a blizzard "****

-Enters Paramedic/ Medical Examiner, kneels down close-

"How long has he been laying ther......(hot load is shoots directly across her face) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! CALL THE COPS, THIS SHIT HEAD IS PLAYING POSSUM!!!!"
by Chris with a K August 20, 2021
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Period play

Any sexual activity well I'm a woman is on her period.
You down for Period play?
Hell yeah yes I am!
by PL4L November 19, 2018
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Playing monopoly

Any sexual act that does not involve penetrative sex.
Yeah Chris, Josh and I were playing monopoly!
by Zoomboboy June 7, 2019
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Cheese Play

A sexual act where a couple collects their cheese like substances (smegma if male), formed after months of not bathing or cleaning, and generally uses it to perform various acts, such as lathering, eating, spitting to and fro, using as lube, mixing each other's together, mixing with food, etc.
Aw dude my I woke up to the smell of my aunt and uncle doing Cheese Play in my room again.
by The Gay Mankini October 3, 2021
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play the ink

A musical term used when you are intended to play a chart (song) as the piece was printed- the original chart. The term is especially used when modifications to a chart are to be scrapped and purposely overlooked.
Forget about the repeat at measure 42; just play the ink.
by randomstatic July 17, 2010
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playing with sharks

used to describe a person who is crazy to the point of putting themselves in obvious harm's way for no reason. See also fucking with cobras
The cops were just about to let Ryan off with a warning before he made that crack about smelling bacon. That boy's playing with sharks.
by Michael T. Biffins October 24, 2006
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playing barbies

playing barbies was originated when a guy friend put mine and another girls faces together and made us kiss...this escalated and now anything girl on girl is playing barbies...with or without a guy.
you see them gurls playing barbies?

yea that shyt was hott!
by beccalynn0513 June 16, 2011
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