Jungle Wife

A noon. Typically refers to a mistress of yours (otherwise known as a side hoe) who lives in the hood. A jungle wife can also refer to a girlfriend who lives in the hood. Also, jungle wives are usually of black descent however a white woman who is of inbred or trash descent can be considered a jungle wife.

Guy 1: ay yo I'm going to partake in some mating with my jungle wife.

Guy 2: well brother be careful not to get shot in that neighborhood!

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

Jungle Christmas

When your ebt card and welfare check come on the same day. This is indeed a rare occasion to be celebrated with 40 oz's and Newports.

Guy 1: My ebt card and welfare check came in the mail on theChristmas! I also sold some Crack and got shot.

Guy 2: Shit bro! Thats one hell of a jungle christmas!

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

Tarzoon: Shame of the Jungle

a 1975 French/Belgian adult animated comedy film. It is a parody of the 1932 film Tarzan the Ape Man directed by cartoonist Picha and Boris Szulzinger. The film was the first foreign-animated film to receive an X rating in the United States.

Tarzoon: Shame of the Jungle is the worst film

by SPrice1980 November 30, 2022

Jungle Legs

Very long and hairy legs with unclipped disgusting toenails belonging to a female

"That new girl Jennifer has got some disgusting jungle legs!"

by kyuuketsukou November 30, 2022

Jungle fever

When a white man who sleeps with a half black girl in my bathroom instead of "SHOWERING"...

Alex has jungle fever in the bathroom.

by Peckerhog December 13, 2022

Jungle Bridge

When two guys with a hairy ass back up to a double headed dildo and the crabs cross the bridge

hey guys i got a new double headed dildo do yall wanna build a jungle bridge?

by Papa Natz December 16, 2022

Jungle Tim

When you engage in the serial distribution of flying excrement into the back of one's mate's head after he is found fornicating with one's monogamously exclusive commited life partner, generally followed by bouts of semen, unless the challenge is accepted in which the two males joust to the death in a tournament for the hand of the unfaithful yet desirable whore bag over which the challenge was initially initiated.- (See jungle joust.)

He was devastated as he performed the Jungle Tim for his right hand man and his succubus lover wrapped in his once best friends embrace.

by LillithofHell December 3, 2023