Sewer Donkey

When a person (either sex) is a sweet little angel, goody two shoes, whole hearted sweetheart etc, when at home/ around the community. Then proceeds to be a party hungry, attention seeking, sloppy, whore when the night falls/ leaves the country.

Friend 1 - " So apparently my Jesus loving, church camp counsellor, never been drunk in her life sister is living it up half way across the world getting wasted and getting pictures with strange dudes. Thanks for the update facebook."
Friend 2 - " Nice. Your sisters a sewer donkey."
Friend 1 - "Dick."

Randy loved going to all the bible college parties because 8/10 times he would take home a sewer donkey.

by Wayne Moonwalker May 9, 2014

Swamp Donkey

Corrupt Democrat (Influencer, Journalist, Lawyer, Leader, Lobbyist, News Anchor, News Reporter, Politician) who is a member of “the swamp”

It would be nice if Donald trump got rid of all those swamp donkeys before leaving office.

by HD9900 November 6, 2020

Slew Donkey

A very ugly girl who thinks shes hawt. Usually lurks around in bars and clubs waitin to sexually assault and take advantage of dumb fuck males who are too drunk to defend themselves. Usually has the name Ashley, but can apply to others who fit the description.

"Man i took that slew donkey home from the bar last night, you know, the one you took home the night before?"

by baconstrips May 21, 2012

donkey diving

1. When the guy in a relationship sleeps with his girlfriends sister without her knowing about it.

2. Having sex with your girlfriends sister.

"Dude, are you really gonna go donkey diving?"

"I can't beleive my boyfriend went donkey diving on me!!!"

by amandaul October 20, 2014

donkey knocker

Used interchangeably with "Donkey Punch-er/-ing/-es". The act of achieving a more pleasant orgasm by switching holes without warning (most believe that a true donk knock must include the element of surprise) and socking your load-bearer with full force to ensure she clenches the sphincter. May also be used post-coitus if she starts bitching about it.

YUP. (*--*) WHAT?

Muthafucker, you owe a new mattress... One tiny fucking donkey knocker and she fucking blows chunks And goes all diarrhea volcano all over my balls.. Good thing you were taping it too- only way to top this is man kept sure that all her friends get a copy.

But seriously dude, replace my fucking sheets.

by Godlovesindustrial January 24, 2018

Feed the donkey

Fingering someones asshole

I was going to feed the pony, but she was on the rag, so i had to feed the donkey instead.

by Donkey feeder March 21, 2017

Square Donkey

In polish, a saying meaning "idiot".

"You're a square donkey!"

by Sebastian32 November 3, 2008