by jondich January 7, 2021
Get the Bullshit Artistry mug.A common saying used by white people, when they're extremely mad, to describe something that is completely preposterous and untrue.
Store Clerk: "We're all out of porridge sir."
White guy : "What do you mean you're out of porridge? That's some fravernakel bullshit! Let me speak to your manager."
Store Clerk: "You're complaining to my manager? That's some fravernakel bullshit!"
White guy : "What do you mean you're out of porridge? That's some fravernakel bullshit! Let me speak to your manager."
Store Clerk: "You're complaining to my manager? That's some fravernakel bullshit!"
by Mr. Word Smith February 27, 2010
Get the Fravernakel Bullshit mug.Also known as BAU. An ambiguous catchphrase commonly used in the corporate environment assigning importance to one's otherwise non-busy or lazy day.
Known to some people as 'business as usual', however this naming is factually incorrect, as it is only a product of an unspoken consensus so that workers have an exit route explanation available for their lazy-ass days during daily stand-ups.
Existence of this phrase is a living proof of suboptimally performing, bull-shit tolerating status quo cultures in some corporations.
Known to some people as 'business as usual', however this naming is factually incorrect, as it is only a product of an unspoken consensus so that workers have an exit route explanation available for their lazy-ass days during daily stand-ups.
Existence of this phrase is a living proof of suboptimally performing, bull-shit tolerating status quo cultures in some corporations.
A: So what is your agenda for today?
B: You know, just business as usual...
A: *cough* Bullshit as usual. *cough*
(Deep inside we all know you're just bullshitting your way through the day, Karen!)
B: You know, just business as usual...
A: *cough* Bullshit as usual. *cough*
(Deep inside we all know you're just bullshitting your way through the day, Karen!)
by pesticidko April 3, 2020
Get the Bullshit as usual mug.by Your ♕ November 15, 2019
Get the Bullshit mug.1. Euphemism for most definitions in this dictionary.
More or less everything that the uneducated and incompetent try to express, usually by stringing simple words into several, which they then call sentence. Analyses will not find thought, true opinion or fact in those "sentences".
Simple follow-up queries confuse or enrage the 'bullshiter', explanations demanded cannot be given, nay, the bullshiter will mostly stumble over the concept of explaining.
Alas, bullshit cannot be wholly avoided, it is so prevalent. Bullshit exudes boredom and annoyance, both major vexations for the cognoscenti!
2. Term for beending a conversation by so denouncing the last utterance of your conversation partner.
More or less everything that the uneducated and incompetent try to express, usually by stringing simple words into several, which they then call sentence. Analyses will not find thought, true opinion or fact in those "sentences".
Simple follow-up queries confuse or enrage the 'bullshiter', explanations demanded cannot be given, nay, the bullshiter will mostly stumble over the concept of explaining.
Alas, bullshit cannot be wholly avoided, it is so prevalent. Bullshit exudes boredom and annoyance, both major vexations for the cognoscenti!
2. Term for beending a conversation by so denouncing the last utterance of your conversation partner.
A: "If it weren't for so much bullshit on "urban dictionary" I would enjoy browsing through their entries."
B: "You uppity know-it-all!"
A: "No, really, just have a look at the definitions of Brit, Britain, British and so on."
B: "That's their pompous arrogance ..."
A: " Pompous arrogance without reason - long gone, dear B. - is bullshit of the highest order. - How nice, that we don't have to listen to them anymore droning on about their special role etc. etc. Continental bullshit-exchange will drop by several 'Farage' scales in the comming years ..."
B: "You uppity know-it-all!"
A: "No, really, just have a look at the definitions of Brit, Britain, British and so on."
B: "That's their pompous arrogance ..."
A: " Pompous arrogance without reason - long gone, dear B. - is bullshit of the highest order. - How nice, that we don't have to listen to them anymore droning on about their special role etc. etc. Continental bullshit-exchange will drop by several 'Farage' scales in the comming years ..."
by Arte Fact August 11, 2018
Get the bullshit mug.1. When people say random shit to your face
2. Lies
3. One might say: I'm allergic to peoples bullshit
2. Lies
3. One might say: I'm allergic to peoples bullshit
a random loser: OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOUR BOYFRIEND R*PED ME LAST NIGHT!!!
You: *Realizes you don't have a boyfriend*
You: THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT
You: *Realizes you don't have a boyfriend*
You: THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT
by Your non-existing friend May 4, 2022
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