jesus tea

jesus tea is something you drink. it is holy. like me. gina linetti is holy. listen to jesus by drippy d on spotify because yes. we love jesus tea. we know all his secrets.

i like jesus tea

by gina linetti is fuckin great May 27, 2020

detox tea

A tea that makes you loose weight

Eg: I want to detox using my detox tea.

by Vee zii October 6, 2020

little tea

A person who has a little tea or just is a little tea in general

A persons name is little tea

by Mayooooooo October 3, 2017

Tea leafing

The female version of tea bagging

Yo! Brenda is notorious for tea leafing people at parties!

by Iratehooker June 3, 2017

tea flower

The process of scamming by using a money-raising platform like kickstarter, go fund me, or indiegogo.
It is done by promising a product, (new invention, web-series, video game, etc.) only to cancel the project without refund and run off with the donation money for some other purpose.

"That artist tea flowered on kickstarter then left the site, now no one knows where they are."

by donteverdothisagain June 24, 2017

daily tea

The daily tea consists of two of the baddest bitches you'll ever meet. They spill tea, and throw shade at flop ass bitches 24/7. Don't mess with them because you'll have a real problem on your hands if you do.

Aye subscribe to their YouTube tho, and you'll never miss out on some new shade

Did you watch the new daily tea?

by Adventurer bitch May 25, 2016

tea in china

a phrase used to change an awkward topic or to break the silence

"why aren't you married?"
*awkward silence*

"so how's the tea in China?"

by Peyton Sage September 5, 2016